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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    Saw the biggest hipster wanker at uni the other day. Black square american frames, skinny jeans, peter stuyvesent ciggies, a shirt that had a gravestone saying RIP Society and then pulls out his fucking ipad.
    lel sounds like some feg I went to Uni with, though I should've expected it seeing as the 2nd part of my major was Entrepreneurship

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    I get home and my spastic cat has smashed a bottle of aftershave. He smells really nice but I almost went my final form when I walked in

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    Melbourne told me last year I needed at 75 average to transfer to Commerce. Reckon if I pleaded my case to them they'd let me transfer with just passing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaLL View Post
    My main line of thought when anyone talks

    "god you're so dumb"
    Ye this, particularly from mature age students who try and relate the topic of discussion back to the fact that they have kids or that they're better than our generation. I enjoy rebuking their arguments.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ball So Hard View Post
    Melbourne told me last year I needed at 75 average to transfer to Commerce. Reckon if I pleaded my case to them they'd let me transfer with just passing?
    But then you'll be the stupid one, best if you just stay where you are.
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    This Is AFL | AFL Forum KaLL's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gysberts in my pants View Post
    Ye this, particularly from mature age students who try and relate the topic of discussion back to the fact that they have kids orthat they're better than our generation. I enjoy rebuking their arguments.
    Some retarded hick today was like

    'i think george bush is the real terrorist, i know not many people would agree but you cant just fight war on other peoples lands just for oil'

    Yes because we've just spent the last 20 minutes discussing how modern terrorism largely aims to provoke a response in order to turn public opinion against the responder...

    And you're saying the latter party is a terrorist for being attacked by a terrorist

    RIP Manorei, dropping the fait in heaven

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaLL View Post
    Some retarded hick today was like

    'i think george bush is the real terrorist, i know not many people would agree but you cant just fight war on other peoples lands just for oil'

    Yes because we've just spent the last 20 minutes discussing how modern terrorism largely aims to provoke a response in order to turn public opinion against the responder...

    And you're saying the latter party is a terrorist for being attacked by a terrorist


    LOL I do have fun arguing with deadshits, I kind of miss uni ATM for that reason, but it's all the other uni shit like assignments and exams I could do without
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    These fucking morons don't realise that their radically left wing opinions possess inherently flawed logic, and that just because they have the willingness to preach their opinion, doesn't make it relevant to whatever the fuck is being taught.
    Quote Originally Posted by LondonCalling View Post

    * - Taller girls are already limited in their options for who they fuck...for some reason they insist on wearing heels on top of this to exemplify the fact they're a freak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by breeno View Post
    These fucking morons don't realise that their radically left wing opinions possess inherently flawed logic, and that just because they have the willingness to preach their opinion, doesn't make it relevant to whatever the fuck is being taught.
    Earth is flat society.

    "Theres no proof the Earth is round therefore it is flat."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    Saw the biggest hipster wanker at uni the other day. Black square american frames, skinny jeans, peter stuyvesent ciggies, a shirt that had a gravestone saying RIP Society and then pulls out his fucking ipad.
    I still remember a fucker from last year who rocked up to a tute with just an iPad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terrell Suggs
    “We beat the future in Andrew Luck. We beat the past in Peyton Manning. We beat the present in Tom Brady. Then we beat the best show on offense in the NFL in the 49ers in Colin Kaepernick. The toughest road in these playoffs, we did it. We did it together
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    Lecturer: 'Terrorism comes in all forms, not just religious. Indeed terrorist tactics were used during terrorism's 3rd wave against those with a religious, and right leaning predisposition'
    Left Wing People: "Religion is the cause of all terrorism and if we eradicate religion then there will be no terrorism"

    RIP Manorei, dropping the fait in heaven

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    Pretty much all 1st/2nd year uni students are impressionably left wing because they have no idea about the real world yet. I remember berting my way through a lot of early politics and law classes as the soapboxes would be set up and the anti-America tirades began.

    Fucking kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaLL View Post
    Lecturer: 'Terrorism comes in all forms, not just religious. Indeed terrorist tactics were used during terrorism's 3rd wave against those with a religious, and right leaning predisposition'
    Left Wing People: "Religion is the cause of all terrorism and if we eradicate religion then there will be no terrorism"

    Sea Shepherd are terrorists.

    Come at me commie ****os

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    Funniest one I had was when one of our politics tutes got sidetracked.

    Somehow got onto the topic of me thinking feet are ugly. Someone mentioned "what, don't you suck them to turn yourself on in the heat of the moment? I know heaps who do." I said, "fuck that." This girl who was a law masters student but now studying Arts for fun was like "don't you ever think that the people who like feet would think you're weird for liking tits, maybe you like tits because you were undernourished as a child and have deep seated resentment issues, you have to think about this stuff."

    I was like, "have you ever thought that tits are just hot, and feet, which touch the ground, are used for walking on etc. are not meant to be sucked you fucking freak"

    Shit went quiet as she went on a tirade about how I'm unable to accept people's opinions. My response was, "weren't you the one unable to accept that I don't like feet?"

    My tutor just ed and got us back on track. Like what. the. fuck. Get a job you fucking hippy.
    Last edited by breeno; 28th February 2012 at 06:59 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by LondonCalling View Post

    * - Taller girls are already limited in their options for who they fuck...for some reason they insist on wearing heels on top of this to exemplify the fact they're a freak.

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    Angry breeno Goes to Uni would be the summer box office hit tbh.

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    Why are people going to first week of classes? Is this what the world has come too?
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    Matthews + Lillard are not play off players I feel and it will probably show here by the looks of it

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