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  1. 15th February 2012 10:08 PM #3136
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nige Cooper View Post
    Speaking of wankers, I was having a scan through the Facebook invite list of a party I'm going to and clicked on who I thought was one of the local sluts. Instead it's a faggot with the same name as her and his profile picture is



    in him already. Thoughts, Rumblah?
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    Just went to the servo to buy some bread and OJ for the morning. The dominoes opposite the servo got robbed (literally at the other corner of my street), heaps of police out, dogs n shit. Now Im scurred.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nige Cooper View Post
    Speaking of wankers, I was having a scan through the Facebook invite list of a party I'm going to and clicked on who I thought was one of the local sluts. Instead it's a faggot with the same name as her and his profile picture is



    in him already. Thoughts, Rumblah?
    Delete in my opinion.
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    Lloyd's terrible when it comes to Essendon because he tries to be impartial but he obviously still has major ties with the club, so he ends up getting caught in some horrible no man's land like a Glenn Maxwell defensive shot, and ends up chopping on.
  4. 15th February 2012 10:12 PM #3139
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    Brad Haddin is the cricket version of Rob Schneider. Terrible at what he does, terrible at life but man can he kiss a good ass
    Shutup. If I wanted too I could come down there and beat you like a rented mule, or a mule for purchase. Bottom line is if there is livestock involved, ill beat you like it
  5. 15th February 2012 10:13 PM #3140
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheech View Post
    Just went to the servo to buy some bread and OJ for the morning. The dominoes opposite the servo got robbed (literally at the other corner of my street), heaps of police out, dogs n shit. Now Im scurred.
    Why do people rob pizza stores. Wouldnt you go to a shop that actually has more then 80 bucks in there till. Im doing all my robbing at Harvey Norman personally.
    Shutup. If I wanted too I could come down there and beat you like a rented mule, or a mule for purchase. Bottom line is if there is livestock involved, ill beat you like it
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    I was in a shop that was getting robbed while I was there. I had no idea until the cops rocked up and asked me if I saw anything and then told me to leave.

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  7. 15th February 2012 10:15 PM #3142
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    Was it the Rangers club shop?
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  8. 15th February 2012 10:16 PM #3143
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neville Neville View Post
    Was it the Rangers club shop?
    They opened the till and it was just filled with unpaid bills
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  9. 15th February 2012 10:18 PM #3144
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rumblah View Post
    Delete in my opinion.
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    He described it as "she tried to kiss me, I refused, then she laid down on her back. I pulled my pants off, stood over her, took my shit, paid my money then wiped my arse and got the fuck out of there whilst she lay there with a steaming pile of crap on her tits."
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    Fish and Chip Shop would be the best IMO.

    Although its a bit like that pulp fiction scene where they say something like being less risk involved in robbing a bank because most little stores are owned by asians or jews who either dont speak english or would rather die than give up their cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neville Neville View Post
    Was it the Rangers club shop?
    Tempted to neg......but if I had of seen Craig Whyte there you might not have heard from me for about 15 - 20 years.
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    got my trolly pole out .Robber come the fuck at me
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    Why do they put people who dont pay taxes in jail for? Its a net loss really. You go from having a guy not paying tax at all to actually taking taxation dollars out of the system in order to keep him locked up. Isnt it better to have zero then to have -18000 it costs to keep him in jail

    A much better punishment would be like conscription or a public work taskforce which sends tax cheats to say McDonalds to man the counter. Its a bit like the old law where the punishment for attempted suicide was a hanging really. Think outside the box people
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