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    Quote Originally Posted by Gysberts in my pants View Post


    They should leave such a great film alone tbh. I assume it's for ratings classifications purposes
    I doubt it. the line they cut out was

    "oh shit he's an Arab he's wearing a turban"

    EDIT: yet they show the scene with the little kid playing a saints row video game with the words "KILL DAT NIGGA" all over the screen while doing a drive by

    I MAD
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    Quote Originally Posted by r dub View Post
    Don't ever get one of these 'water saving shower taps', the reason they are water saving is they give you such a bad experience that you get out of the shower in record time. Seriously:

    - No power
    - Takes 5 minutes to find the right temperature
    - Temperature randomly changes 2 minutes later

    Raging about it tbh.
    I hate trying to wash out shampoo with them, high pressure all the way
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    He described it as "she tried to kiss me, I refused, then she laid down on her back. I pulled my pants off, stood over her, took my shit, paid my money then wiped my arse and got the fuck out of there whilst she lay there with a steaming pile of crap on her tits."

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    Quote Originally Posted by r dub View Post
    Don't ever get one of these 'water saving shower taps', the reason they are water saving is they give you such a bad experience that you get out of the shower in record time. Seriously:

    - No power
    - Takes 5 minutes to find the right temperature
    - Temperature randomly changes 2 minutes later

    Raging about it tbh.
    That's what you get for caring about the environment
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    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nige Cooper View Post
    I hate trying to wash out shampoo with them, high pressure all the way
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanton View Post
    Lloyd's terrible when it comes to Essendon because he tries to be impartial but he obviously still has major ties with the club, so he ends up getting caught in some horrible no man's land like a Glenn Maxwell defensive shot, and ends up chopping on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by r dub View Post
    Don't ever get one of these 'water saving shower taps', the reason they are water saving is they give you such a bad experience that you get out of the shower in record time. Seriously:

    - No power
    - Takes 5 minutes to find the right temperature
    - Temperature randomly changes 2 minutes later

    Raging about it tbh.
    When I was about 12, my dad installed one of them (we couldn't get mains water).

    About a week later he cracked the shits and drilled out the water saving flanges in the pipe.

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    Went to the beach this morning, wasnt very awake so sort of just wandered in, no flags were up cos it was the beach with the laziest life guard on the coast. To my right I see two girls in bikini's, maybe 20 metres away, think nothing of it. One looked average, other better.

    So I'm in the surf and look over and for a sec think "Fuck, she's topless." Then I look again and sort of think, nah, surely not. She turns around a bit and you just see her back, no bikini strap


    Good body as well, good boobs. I've seen girls on the beach before sunbaking or whatever top less but she was up, walking around, going in the surf. Turns around again and I'm starting to think "Is she naked?" It was a good arse and you could see the shape of her cheeks suspiciously well. I'm almost certain their was a goldish thong bikini on, but it wasnt covering much

    Might go for an early morning swim tomorrow as well
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    I have never not once been caught wanking, no one has ever walked in on me or anything.
    Does that mean I have never wanked in my life?
    The James Hird complex

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    Quote Originally Posted by r dub View Post
    Don't ever get one of these 'water saving shower taps', the reason they are water saving is they give you such a bad experience that you get out of the shower in record time. Seriously:

    - No power
    - Takes 5 minutes to find the right temperature
    - Temperature randomly changes 2 minutes later

    Raging about it tbh.
    Know that feel bro, have one as well.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jihad View Post
    i had to run home with no shoes on, had a santa hat on my head and i found a kids toy hammer. fuck the free world, id o what i want eh

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    Quote Originally Posted by WolfGang View Post
    I doubt it. the line they cut out was

    "oh shit he's an Arab he's wearing a turban"

    EDIT: yet they show the scene with the little kid playing a saints row video game with the words "KILL DAT NIGGA" all over the screen while doing a drive by

    I MAD
    Cut out a line because it might be culturally insensitive, even though Spike Lee deliberately put it there as a subtext for the NY police and their attitudes towards other cultures and races.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    Went to the beach this morning, wasnt very awake so sort of just wandered in, no flags were up cos it was the beach with the laziest life guard on the coast. To my right I see two girls in bikini's, maybe 20 metres away, think nothing of it. One looked average, other better.

    So I'm in the surf and look over and for a sec think "Fuck, she's topless." Then I look again and sort of think, nah, surely not. She turns around a bit and you just see her back, no bikini strap


    Good body as well, good boobs. I've seen girls on the beach before sunbaking or whatever top less but she was up, walking around, going in the surf. Turns around again and I'm starting to think "Is she naked?" It was a good arse and you could see the shape of her cheeks suspiciously well. I'm almost certain their was a goldish thong bikini on, but it wasnt covering much

    Might go for an early morning swim tomorrow as well
    Please invite flight23 so we can get some pics!
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    Also, here's an example of the stupidity of football NSW and the fees associated.
    - Insurance fee for me this year is $111, bumping my costs of fees to $220
    - The football NSW insurance can only be claimed on if you have no private health care whatsoever.
    - I have private health care

    So if anything happens, ala my broken arm a couple of years back, I get covered by my own cover, and this $111 is essentially absolutely fucking useless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    I have never not once been caught wanking, no one has ever walked in on me or anything.
    Does that mean I have never wanked in my life?
    The James Hird complex

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarcaRulz View Post
    Please invite flight23 so we can get some pics!
    Yeah this.
    Just don't forget to shoot some bishes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    Went to the beach this morning
    > saw this
    > checked username
    > not flight23

    :
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    Just as an internet connection has made our phones smarter and is in the process of making our TVs smarter, soon your glasses may be smarter too, thanks to a project from Google that could be a breakthrough in wearable computing.
    The tech giant's secretive Google X lab is reportedly developing a pair of "smart glasses" that would connect with the internet, or possibly rely on an Android smartphone to connect with the web, to offer up information in a heads-up display
    Google to launch 'Terminator-style' smart glasses: report



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