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    Drebin: I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

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    It's the sight gags that get me. Think it was the first one, where there was a bloke who'd been shot on a boat, and fell overboard, the next scene is the police investigating the crime scene and there's an outline of the body on the water. Best sight gag EVAH.
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    I'm sure blokes like Rumblah will back him up
    Would stomp his head if he was on the ground.
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    So I'm insanely hungry, no food readily available and don't want to go into the house cause everyone's asleep.

    Maccas is my only option, but I don't really feel like it. What do?

    #firstworldproblems
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rumblah View Post
    So I'm insanely hungry, no food readily available and don't want to go into the house cause everyone's asleep.

    Maccas is my only option, but I don't really feel like it. What do?

    #firstworldproblems
    Drive to the nearest mental hospital. Something is seriously wrong with you
    Like I said before. He hits that we go 1-0 up. Eto'o doesn't score straight away, but with the way we set up, Chelsea would've scored, but we would've had 11 men, and who knows what would happen. Alas though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rumblah View Post
    So I'm insanely hungry, no food readily available and don't want to go into the house cause everyone's asleep.

    Maccas is my only option, but I don't really feel like it. What do?

    #firstworldproblems
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    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
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    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.

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    I would not enjoy that very much at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    Drive to the nearest mental hospital. Something is seriously wrong with you


    I don't eat McDonalds at all. Basically defeats the purpose of, you know, exercising regularly.

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    Someone's FB status: What kind of deadset fuck head of a guy, breaks up with heir girlfriend on her birthday. Have some fucking respect. You don't treat women, especially a girl like her that way.

    never go full white knight, people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ball So Hard View Post
    Someone's FB status: What kind of deadset fuck head of a guy, breaks up with heir girlfriend on her birthday. Have some fucking respect. You don't treat women, especially a girl like her that way.

    never go full white knight, people.
    He's hoping for rebound sex. Already friendzoned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deebz View Post


    I don't eat McDonalds at all. Basically defeats the purpose of, you know, exercising regularly.
    My idea of exercising regularly would be upping my wanking output to 4 times a day
    Like I said before. He hits that we go 1-0 up. Eto'o doesn't score straight away, but with the way we set up, Chelsea would've scored, but we would've had 11 men, and who knows what would happen. Alas though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ball So Hard View Post
    Someone's FB status: What kind of deadset fuck head of a guy, breaks up with heir girlfriend on her birthday. Have some fucking respect. You don't treat women, especially a girl like her that way.

    never go full white knight, people.
    Did he buy her a birthday present? Must know the answer to this question
    Like I said before. He hits that we go 1-0 up. Eto'o doesn't score straight away, but with the way we set up, Chelsea would've scored, but we would've had 11 men, and who knows what would happen. Alas though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rumblah View Post
    I would not enjoy that very much at all.
    Better than McDonalds though.
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    No idea and I don't intend on finding out.

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    McDonalds probably has more antibiotics in it then the very antibiotics you take. Doctors should stop prescribing medicine and just tell people to eat McDonalds. Something that can last 6 months without rotting can only be good for you really. It has like life expanding powers
    Like I said before. He hits that we go 1-0 up. Eto'o doesn't score straight away, but with the way we set up, Chelsea would've scored, but we would've had 11 men, and who knows what would happen. Alas though

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