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    There were like 5 feral kittens and 4 feral cats in my street and now there's another 5 kittens bringing the total to 14, they're constantly breeding.

    Called RSPCA, Cat Protection Society and a Vet and they said call the council. Called the council and they said it's a 2 month wait for a cat trap.

    None of the neighbours seem to give a fuck. What the fuck should I do TIA?

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    Call back and say you think you saw one frothing at the mouth or something.

    Surely they have to come out if their disease ridden.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaaN10 View Post
    There were like 5 feral kittens and 4 feral cats in my street and now there's another 5 kittens bringing the total to 14, they're constantly breeding.

    Called RSPCA, Cat Protection Society and a Vet and they said call the council. Called the council and they said it's a 2 month wait for a cat trap.

    None of the neighbours seem to give a fuck. What the fuck should I do TIA?


    Only option really.
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    Well, Your Honor. We've plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.


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    Just taught my dog how to shake


    of her


    Now she knows sit, up and shake



    Next I wanna teach her 'bang' where she drops dead... My mate has taught his dog that... It's awesome
    You know how we do

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaaN10 View Post
    There were like 5 feral kittens and 4 feral cats in my street and now there's another 5 kittens bringing the total to 14, they're constantly breeding.

    Called RSPCA, Cat Protection Society and a Vet and they said call the council. Called the council and they said it's a 2 month wait for a cat trap.

    None of the neighbours seem to give a fuck. What the fuck should I do TIA?
    Release the hounds?

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    Newsbreak of flood death where guy was trying to cross a river in car.
    Show car and there's a dog on the roof sitting there waiting.


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    Shut up baby, I know it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaaN10 View Post
    There were like 5 feral kittens and 4 feral cats in my street and now there's another 5 kittens bringing the total to 14, they're constantly breeding.

    Called RSPCA, Cat Protection Society and a Vet and they said call the council. Called the council and they said it's a 2 month wait for a cat trap.

    None of the neighbours seem to give a fuck. What the fuck should I do TIA?
    Milk + aspirin = dead cats
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    He described it as "she tried to kiss me, I refused, then she laid down on her back. I pulled my pants off, stood over her, took my shit, paid my money then wiped my arse and got the fuck out of there whilst she lay there with a steaming pile of crap on her tits."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nige Cooper View Post
    Milk + aspirin = dead cats
    Radiator coolant too. Don Burke told me so on Burke's Backyard.



    You just know he's going to eat that puppy
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.

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    I have never not once been caught wanking, no one has ever walked in on me or anything.
    Does that mean I have never wanked in my life?
    The James Hird complex

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    Mate had a work party on last night. Open bar. Made out with his 30 year old boss (i'm 19 fwiw)

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    Andrea Pirlo - the Lenny Hayes of international football

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaaN10 View Post
    There were like 5 feral kittens and 4 feral cats in my street and now there's another 5 kittens bringing the total to 14, they're constantly breeding.

    Called RSPCA, Cat Protection Society and a Vet and they said call the council. Called the council and they said it's a 2 month wait for a cat trap.

    None of the neighbours seem to give a fuck. What the fuck should I do TIA?
    Tell them one of the teenagers down the road has a pellet gun and he said he was going out there to get rid of them permanently. The RSPCA will be there in a flash. And then when they get there, just say you misheard him and he was actually talking about COD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anchorman View Post
    You guys always fighting with Damo, you're like Englishmen and Scots. Or Welshmen and Scots. Or Japanese and Scots. Or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

    But I'm not Scottish...

    Last edited by Damon_3388; 4th March 2012 at 09:29 PM.
    It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damon_3388 View Post
    But I'm not Scottish...

    This is one of those situations that would make much more sense if you watched The Simpsons...
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheStinger View Post
    Tell them one of the teenagers down the road has a pellet gun and he said he was going out there to get rid of them permanently. The RSPCA will be there in a flash. And then when they get there, just say you misheard him and he was actually talking about COD.


    loled
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anchorman View Post
    This is one of those situations that would make much more sense if you watched The Simpsons...
    I honestly think I have learnt quite a bit from watching the Simspons.

    srs.
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