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  1. 15th March 2012 08:31 PM #6136
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indie View Post
    Plus the bitch gave me a B for my Drama assignment.
    You gave yourself a B by producing a shitty assignment
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  2. 15th March 2012 08:34 PM #6137
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indie View Post
    If she is my teacher and is trying to make us dissect 2001: A Space Odyssey when only three people in the room know who Stanley Kubrick is, it makes it hard for me to like her.

    Plus the bitch gave me a B for my Drama assignment.

    Your fault for not appreciating a great movie and book tbh.
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  3. 15th March 2012 09:07 PM #6138
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  4. 15th March 2012 09:18 PM #6139
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demba Ba View Post
    How the fuck do some people not realise that they smell?

    At work today, I reckon there was about 4 customers that came in that actually made me feel sick, they smelt that bad. It's fucking disgusting.
    We have this one obese lady that comes in and I'm not lying when I say I dry reached in front her the last time she came in.

    I mean seriously..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanton View Post
    Lloyd's terrible when it comes to Essendon because he tries to be impartial but he obviously still has major ties with the club, so he ends up getting caught in some horrible no man's land like a Glenn Maxwell defensive shot, and ends up chopping on.
  5. 15th March 2012 09:24 PM #6140
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indie View Post
    If she is my teacher and is trying to make us dissect 2001: A Space Odyssey when only three people in the room know who Stanley Kubrick is, it makes it hard for me to like her.

    Plus the bitch gave me a B for my Drama assignment.

    O noes! everything u do in year 10 matters in the future! it's not like you only need to perform well for 1 year in high school and can fuck around for the rest!!!!











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  6. 15th March 2012 09:27 PM #6141
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    Quote Originally Posted by jocstrap View Post
    O noes! everything u do in year 10 matters in the future! it's not like you only need to perform well for 1 year in high school and can fuck around for the rest!!!!











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    Wait... People didn't fuck around every year? News to me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanton View Post
    Lloyd's terrible when it comes to Essendon because he tries to be impartial but he obviously still has major ties with the club, so he ends up getting caught in some horrible no man's land like a Glenn Maxwell defensive shot, and ends up chopping on.
  7. 15th March 2012 10:33 PM #6142
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    Why do people get so angry when they are criticized nowadays? Getting beyond absurd how people turn on you when you tell some home truths. Conversation went along the lines of

    "I dont really understand why person A doesnt understand this when I explain it to her, shes so dumb" (random accounting problem)
    "Mate, your advice even had me confused, it made no sense whatsoever, I actually just unlearnt some stuff listening to that"
    "Well everyone else seems to understand it when I tell them"
    "Umm no they dont, they ask the other partner, thats why no one ever asks you for help, you have always been terrible at explaining things"
    "Then why am I being asked to tutor at X uni"
    "Dont know"
    "Because I know what im talking about"

    Such a small criticism gets such a child like response once again. People in this country simply cannot handle a negative in any shape or form. Felt like telling them to harden the fuck up but just walked away. Couldnt be bothered watching him blow more smoke up his ass
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  8. 15th March 2012 10:43 PM #6143
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    The My Kitchen Rules like food party last night was fucking epic btw. Someone made something called a Brownie explosion. You put it into your mouth. bite down and melted chocolate just oozes out. Could still taste the chocolate in the morning
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  10. 15th March 2012 10:59 PM #6145
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    Cant believe that guy is still alive (had to google it). Would have to be a first name in any death list from here on in. He looked like he was about to die 20 years ago never mind what he would look like today
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indie View Post
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    she is one of those art house reads way too much into everything types.
    Well no shit

    that video's some weird shit too. Right up there with Black Devil Doll from Hell
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    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
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    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.
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    Lana Del Rey walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "that'll be $10", she says "oh, just put it on my bill"


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  13. 15th March 2012 11:41 PM #6148
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    I just melted an ice cube by staring at it.

    Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    I just melted an ice cube by staring at it.

    Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though.
    That reminds me of the classic prank of freezing a mentos inside an ice cube and then putting it in someone's coke and walking away and waiting for the "WTF?"
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