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  1. 17th March 2012 10:11 AM #6241
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    I reckon about 2 or 3 times this year I have walked up to a bar ordered some beers and a coke only to find my coke laced with bourbon. Is there something so terribly wrong about ordering a coke at 10pm on a Friday night?
    Shutup. If I wanted too I could come down there and beat you like a rented mule, or a mule for purchase. Bottom line is if there is livestock involved, ill beat you like it
  2. 17th March 2012 10:15 AM #6242
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    KONY 2012 film-maker Jason Russell arrested for masturbating in public | News.com.au

    Is there going to be a facebook campaign about expressing your love in public now? It could actually start up a youtube Free Hugs type campaign except we can call it Free Tugs with a guy standing butt naked with a boner in the middle of the city holding a sign "Give it a tug"
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    Shutup. If I wanted too I could come down there and beat you like a rented mule, or a mule for purchase. Bottom line is if there is livestock involved, ill beat you like it
  3. 17th March 2012 11:21 AM #6243
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    I go to ECU brah... Not the one pacey went to tho..
    What about his sister?

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  4. 17th March 2012 11:25 AM #6244
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    *clicks on 'Go to first new post' button*

    *takes me to post I read 3 pages ago*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    KONY 2012 film-maker Jason Russell arrested for masturbating in public | News.com.au

    Is there going to be a facebook campaign about expressing your love in public now? It could actually start up a youtube Free Hugs type campaign except we can call it Free Tugs with a guy standing butt naked with a boner in the middle of the city holding a sign "Give it a tug"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nige Cooper View Post
    Now see I considered Legolas but even then Orlando tilts him towards being a self righteous fuckwit. And elves are self righteous fuckwits anyway
    Legolas in the films is the most Captain Obvious character ever. He doesn't say anything that isn't exposition for the more dimwitted in the audience.

    A horde of orcs on the horizon? "ORCS!"

    Following a band of orcs quite obviously carrying the two kidnapped hobbits to Isengard? "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"

    Boromir blows the Horn of Gondor? "The Horn of Gondor!"

    Aragorn explaining how they plan to draw Sauron's armies away from Frodo by creating a diversion? "A diversion!"

    And so on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.
  7. 17th March 2012 12:32 PM #6247
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    I reckon about 2 or 3 times this year I have walked up to a bar ordered some beers and a coke only to find my coke laced with bourbon. Is there something so terribly wrong about ordering a coke at 10pm on a Friday night?
    just stress that you're a designated driver (Even if you're not) and they'll usually give you a free one
    Quote Originally Posted by The Greatest-ever commander, Marshal Kim Jong Un
    “… in the era of Marshal Kim Jong Un, the greatest-ever commander, all things are different from what they used to be in the past.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaLL View Post
    just stress that you're a designated driver (Even if you're not) and they'll usually give you a free one
    Beat it! I got no room for cheap skates

    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.
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    WikiLeaks has announced that its founder and leader Julian Assange is planning to run for a seat in the Australian Senate.

    Assange is being detained in England ahead of a possible extradition to Sweden, where he is wanted for questioning over allegations that he sexually assaulted two women in 2010.

    He is currently waiting for a British Supreme Court decision on his appeal against the extradition.
    Julian Assange to run for Senate - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

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  10. 17th March 2012 01:47 PM #6250
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    Played our first practice match today

    Was bog in the first half... Then spewed 5 times on the ground and got 1 kick for the entire second half



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    this artist on my facebook posted this and everyone was saying how amaze it was then someone said

    'it looks like a guy about to walk into a vagina'

    forever ruined for everyone
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Greatest-ever commander, Marshal Kim Jong Un
    “… in the era of Marshal Kim Jong Un, the greatest-ever commander, all things are different from what they used to be in the past.”
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    Been in the water 84 days in a row (going for 100)
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  13. 17th March 2012 02:21 PM #6253
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaLL View Post


    this artist on my facebook posted this and everyone was saying how amaze it was then someone said

    'it looks like a guy about to walk into a vagina'

    forever ruined for everyone
    That was the first thing that came to my mind
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    Quote Originally Posted by breeno View Post
    He described it as "she tried to kiss me, I refused, then she laid down on her back. I pulled my pants off, stood over her, took my shit, paid my money then wiped my arse and got the fuck out of there whilst she lay there with a steaming pile of crap on her tits."
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    Easty vs Tough As Nails is back on!
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    Is it tomorrow I honestly don't even know who I'm suiting up against tomorrow. Trained for 4 sessions so far.
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