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  1. 17th March 2012 02:30 PM #6256
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheStinger View Post
    I've taken a shower every day since I was five. Beat that mother fucker.
    actually miscalculated, its 86

    EVERY DAY??? strong hygiene habits
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  2. 17th March 2012 02:32 PM #6257
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    Quote Originally Posted by flight23 View Post
    actually miscalculated, its 86

    EVERY DAY??? strong hygiene habits
    Sometimes I would take two. One in the morning before work and if I had been working particularly hard or just got really dirty at work, I would take another when I got home.
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  3. 17th March 2012 02:33 PM #6258
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaLL View Post
    just stress that you're a designated driver (Even if you're not) and they'll usually give you a free one
    Is this fucking real life or what? Since when was this ever a thing? Could of saved me thousands. Will test your theory out next time. Got a inkling I just get a glass of water though
    Shutup. If I wanted too I could come down there and beat you like a rented mule, or a mule for purchase. Bottom line is if there is livestock involved, ill beat you like it
  4. 17th March 2012 02:33 PM #6259
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheStinger View Post
    Sometimes I would take two. One in the morning before work and if I had been working particularly hard or just got really dirty at work, I would take another when I got home.
    ever been camping?
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    Quote Originally Posted by flight23 View Post
    ever been camping?
    Yeah. I used to have one of those portable shower bag thingys. You fill it up with water and then it has a bunch of holes that release the water like a shower. Freakin cold though...
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  6. 17th March 2012 02:39 PM #6261
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    Quote Originally Posted by CumDusty View Post
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  7. 17th March 2012 02:39 PM #6262
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough As Nails View Post
    Who do you play for and when do we play you
    Is it tomorrow I honestly don't even know who I'm suiting up against tomorrow. Trained for 4 sessions so far.
    Reservoir. It's in two weeks. I've got zero match fitness at the moment.
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    I've been peppering my brown eye for years.

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  8. 17th March 2012 03:04 PM #6263
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough As Nails View Post
    Who do you play for and when do we play you
    Is it tomorrow I honestly don't even know who I'm suiting up against tomorrow. Trained for 4 sessions so far.
    Saints are playing lalor tomorrow...

    Easty plays for reservoir... Who you're playing on march 31st
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  9. 17th March 2012 03:05 PM #6264
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    Edit: beaten by Easty
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    Quote Originally Posted by Easty View Post
    Reservoir. It's in two weeks. I've got zero match fitness at the moment.
    Will have to play on each other cause we both won't be moving very far!

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    Saints are playing lalor tomorrow...

    Easty plays for reservoir... Who you're playing on march 31st
    Cheers, you might as well be playing for us.
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  11. 17th March 2012 03:36 PM #6266
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    Pretty easy to get back into footy shape when your married

    "Love its 3 times a night for the next month, lets get to it"
    Shutup. If I wanted too I could come down there and beat you like a rented mule, or a mule for purchase. Bottom line is if there is livestock involved, ill beat you like it
  12. 17th March 2012 03:51 PM #6267
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough As Nails View Post
    Will have to play on each other cause we both won't be moving very far!



    Cheers, you might as well be playing for us.
    I'll be down to watch tomorrow...
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  13. 17th March 2012 04:02 PM #6268
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooter_pimp View Post
    I'll be down to watch tomorrow...
    Don't expect too much!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough As Nails View Post
    Don't expect too much!
    Even with your lack of training guarantee you're fitter than me... My opponent today was worried he'd fall in my spew lol
    You know how we do
  15. 17th March 2012 05:12 PM #6270
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    He described it as "she tried to kiss me, I refused, then she laid down on her back. I pulled my pants off, stood over her, took my shit, paid my money then wiped my arse and got the fuck out of there whilst she lay there with a steaming pile of crap on her tits."
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