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    fkn clench tony Ball So Hard's Avatar
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    Looks like joke is on me. woke up and my lower back is killing me. Cant bend over
    #believe

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    Fuck you Russ you fuckin hack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooter_pimp View Post
    Used to tell chicks I was a virgin... Worked a couple of times
    Was actually thinking about this a while ago. I have a friend who's never been kissed, and everytime me or a mate tell a girl that story they tell us that if we tell a random girl in town he might get at least a kiss from them. Got me thinking that could apply to bring a virgin if you spin it right.

    Never tried it, might throw it on my to do list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smiddaz View Post
    Was actually thinking about this a while ago. I have a friend who's never been kissed, and everytime me or a mate tell a girl that story they tell us that if we tell a random girl in town he might get at least a kiss from them. Got me thinking that could apply to bring a virgin if you spin it right.

    Never tried it, might throw it on my to do list.
    Once things get going though it will become incredibly obvious you're not a virgin...

    Actually this probably won't be a problem for you

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    This Is AFL | AFL Forum smiddaz's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by WolfGang View Post
    Once things get going though it will become incredibly obvious you're not a virgin...

    Actually this probably won't be a problem for you
    Yeh because you'd totally use that approach for girlfriend material.

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    Have plans for lunch at KFC, and I just bought a watermelon.

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    Screw you guys, I'm going home...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarcaRulz View Post
    Have plans for lunch at KFC, and I just bought a watermelon.

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    Get some grape soft drink and you're set.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deebz View Post
    Get some grape soft drink and you're set.


    Thats not how you spell waffles

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    Watching Tough As Nails play footy at the moment... Playing well
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    I wish that cvnt had died in the Bali bombings..
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    I don't even feel like masturbating right now. Which is weird cos I usually do that a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooter_pimp View Post
    Watching Tough As Nails play footy at the moment... Playing well
    Position?

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    LOLCYA Ian Thorpe
    Like I said before. He hits that we go 1-0 up. Eto'o doesn't score straight away, but with the way we set up, Chelsea would've scored, but we would've had 11 men, and who knows what would happen. Alas though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Easty View Post
    Position?
    Wing/half back... Probabaly best on ground
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    I wish that cvnt had died in the Bali bombings..
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    I don't even feel like masturbating right now. Which is weird cos I usually do that a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooter_pimp View Post
    Wing/half back... Probabaly best on ground
    I'll try to talk the coach into letting me play as a defensive forward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarcaRulz View Post
    Have plans for lunch at KFC, and I just bought a watermelon.

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    Good luck getting drafted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Easty View Post
    I'll try to talk the coach into letting me play as a defensive forward.
    Crumbing forward > all

    Easily the best position in football.
    Like I said before. He hits that we go 1-0 up. Eto'o doesn't score straight away, but with the way we set up, Chelsea would've scored, but we would've had 11 men, and who knows what would happen. Alas though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damon_3388 View Post
    Because that Gaga and Minaj present themselves in such a mainstream, accessable way, don't they??
    Yes.
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