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    Looks like joke is on me. woke up and my lower back is killing me. Cant bend over
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooter_pimp View Post
    Used to tell chicks I was a virgin... Worked a couple of times
    Was actually thinking about this a while ago. I have a friend who's never been kissed, and everytime me or a mate tell a girl that story they tell us that if we tell a random girl in town he might get at least a kiss from them. Got me thinking that could apply to bring a virgin if you spin it right.

    Never tried it, might throw it on my to do list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smiddaz View Post
    Was actually thinking about this a while ago. I have a friend who's never been kissed, and everytime me or a mate tell a girl that story they tell us that if we tell a random girl in town he might get at least a kiss from them. Got me thinking that could apply to bring a virgin if you spin it right.

    Never tried it, might throw it on my to do list.
    Once things get going though it will become incredibly obvious you're not a virgin...

    Actually this probably won't be a problem for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by WolfGang View Post
    Once things get going though it will become incredibly obvious you're not a virgin...

    Actually this probably won't be a problem for you
    Yeh because you'd totally use that approach for girlfriend material.

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    Have plans for lunch at KFC, and I just bought a watermelon.

    feelsblackman.jpeg
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    Screw you guys, I'm going home...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarcaRulz View Post
    Have plans for lunch at KFC, and I just bought a watermelon.

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    Get some grape soft drink and you're set.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deebz View Post
    Get some grape soft drink and you're set.


    Thats not how you spell waffles

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    Watching Tough As Nails play footy at the moment... Playing well
    You know how we do

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooter_pimp View Post
    Watching Tough As Nails play footy at the moment... Playing well
    Position?
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle Empire View Post
    I've been peppering my brown eye for years.

    #8 Country Cats

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    LOLCYA Ian Thorpe
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    Shutup. If I wanted too I could come down there and beat you like a rented mule, or a mule for purchase. Bottom line is if there is livestock involved, ill beat you like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Easty View Post
    Position?
    Wing/half back... Probabaly best on ground
    You know how we do

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooter_pimp View Post
    Wing/half back... Probabaly best on ground
    I'll try to talk the coach into letting me play as a defensive forward.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle Empire View Post
    I've been peppering my brown eye for years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarcaRulz View Post
    Have plans for lunch at KFC, and I just bought a watermelon.

    feelsblackman.jpeg
    Good luck getting drafted
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to breeno again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Easty View Post
    I'll try to talk the coach into letting me play as a defensive forward.
    Crumbing forward > all

    Easily the best position in football.
    Shutup. If I wanted too I could come down there and beat you like a rented mule, or a mule for purchase. Bottom line is if there is livestock involved, ill beat you like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damon_3388 View Post
    Because that Gaga and Minaj present themselves in such a mainstream, accessable way, don't they??
    Yes.
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