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    Die hard Waratahs fan reminded by friend that Super 15 season is underway
    Written by theballboys on March 19, 2012 in Rugby - No comments

    23 year old Ryan, a self-confessed “rugby and Waratahs tragic”, has needed reminding from his friends that the Super 15 season was well underway.
    Ryan had previously claimed to be “totes psyched” about the upcoming season, and had even gone as far as to plan to attend a game.

    However, it appears Ryan had become completely distracted by his scarf knitting and pink shirt shopping to notice that the season was over a month in, practically dropping the contents of his gourmet baguette all over himself in a Mosman cafe when making the discovery via a facebook friend.

    While he hasn’t got around to watching any highlights as yet, Ryan claimed that the ‘Tahs’ were playing entertaining attacking rugby, and that Chris Whittaker was doing a terrific job as captain.
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    I have never not once been caught wanking, no one has ever walked in on me or anything.
    Does that mean I have never wanked in my life?
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    Sheedy takes Giants youngsters on drive-by shooting to engage local community
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    Greater Western Sydney mascot Kevin Sheedy has found a new motivation method ahead of AFL Season 2012, taking his young side in a minivan around the western suburbs of Sydney on a drive-by shooting spree.

    The controversial boys night out was reportedly aimed at both firing up the GWS youngsters, but also engaging the local community with a tradition that they’ve come to love and fear.

    In rare scenes, Hurlstone Park residents both young and old bearing Giants jerseys lined the streets at 2 o’clock in the morning dancing and singing happily as the bullets crashed through their bedroom windows.

    While some critics failed to see the lighter side of the shootings, Sheedy reassured residents in the firing line that with Israel Folau lining up the shots, there was next to no chance of a direct hit.
    Sheedy takes Giants youngsters on drive-by shooting to engage local community | The Ball Boys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    I have never not once been caught wanking, no one has ever walked in on me or anything.
    Does that mean I have never wanked in my life?
    The James Hird complex

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    I think I just found Cheech on facebook, or it's a coincidence that someone has that as their middle name on facebook.
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    Your identity has been stolen.
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    Blso hard

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    Nowhere near enough electrocution in sport today. NRL is a easy sport with it. Just throw some electrostatic discharging device into the players fingernails so every time they tackle someone it gives off a small jolt of electricity. Not enough to kill or notice but enough to cause some muscle spasm which leads to a drop of the ball.

    "By gawd this is the worst rugby I have ever seen. They have had 11 carries and dropped it 11 times, what is going on"

    Would be best deployed during a Grand Final just to make certain of the result though
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    It's finally happened Embers, you've lost your mind.
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    Itd work in every single sport really. Lance Franklin about to take a mark, get a finger on him and jolt that bastard.
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    I'm pretty sure Embers has raised the combination of Electricity and Sport before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ball So Hard View Post
    I'm pretty sure Embers has raised the combination of Electricity and Sport before.
    That was for NFL but I just figured out how useful it would be in NRL. In NFL you have to catch a player to make him drop it. In NRL just wow. They fucking run too you. Its 100% guaranteed victory.

    Id also like to raise the use of electricity in Ian Thorpes next swimming qualifier btw
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    Anyone here use gmail? If so how many emails do you have in your inbox. I got 27,366. 90% of it daily newsletters from random ass websites
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    Thorpe drops a toaster in the pool?
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    Blso hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ball So Hard View Post
    Thorpe drops a toaster in the pool?
    Toaster would probably beat him to the finish line
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    Toaster would probably beat him to the finish line


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    Damn Snrubby, Majak can't be your only hustle, unless you bad as Jordan Russell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    People like this annoy me. No its not jealous. As a human being I could just never accept 100k a week and not feel like a complete douche about it. Millions around the world are starving and your taking 100k a week for wearing skimpy clothes and sucking Orlando Bloom dry. Please. No sense of moral conscious I feel. Businessmen, athletes earn it and give it back. Slags like Miranda Kerr dont.
    lol @ athletes and businessmen give it back.

    Pretty sure Miranda does a lot of shit for charity as well as donates money from her company to causes.

    You need to have a bit more respect for others profession.

    Not really sure what you want jolie to do either? It's pretty much like me saying "oh embers has foxtel while there are people out there starving:
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