Random Thoughts (Part II)

**Easty** · 19th March 2012 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Embers

Nowhere near enough electrocution in sport today. NRL is a easy sport with it. Just throw some electrostatic discharging device into the players fingernails so every time they tackle someone it gives off a small jolt of electricity. Not enough to kill or notice but enough to cause some muscle spasm which leads to a drop of the ball.

"By gawd this is the worst rugby I have ever seen. They have had 11 carries and dropped it 11 times, what is going on"

Would be best deployed during a Grand Final just to make certain of the result though

Just in case you aren't already aware Embers.

I think I first saw this on here, so credit to whoever that was.

**Deebz** · 19th March 2012 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Embers

Nowhere near enough electrocution in sport today. NRL is a easy sport with it. Just throw some electrostatic discharging device into the players fingernails so every time they tackle someone it gives off a small jolt of electricity. Not enough to kill or notice but enough to cause some muscle spasm which leads to a drop of the ball.

"By gawd this is the worst rugby I have ever seen. They have had 11 carries and dropped it 11 times, what is going on"

Would be best deployed during a Grand Final just to make certain of the result though

I wish we had a rolleyes smiley.

**Mr Snrub** · 19th March 2012 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by Deebz

I wish we had a rolleyes smiley.

Just use:

Embers loves it when people use it

**Embers** · 19th March 2012 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by r dub

lol @ athletes and businessmen give it back.

Pretty sure Miranda does a lot of shit for charity as well as donates money from her company to causes.

You need to have a bit more respect for others profession.

Not really sure what you want jolie to do either? It's pretty much like me saying "oh embers has foxtel while there are people out there starving:

Meant to put or instead of and. Businessmen earn it by working and the king dicks give it back in there spades. Athletes earn it by having talent and definetly dont give it back enough (see Jordan hate), but atleast they have talent unlike Miranda Kerr whose greatest human skill is probably deepthroating.

I dont see being a model as a profession TBH.

Hardly the same. Jolie sits on the UN as a worldwide ambassador on a board whose main aim is to improve wealth distribution and here she is spending 1 mill a year on babysitters. A tad hypocrticial isnt it?

**azm** · 19th March 2012 07:25 PM

Are business people born cunts or is it their profession that makes them that way?

**Deebz** · 19th March 2012 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Snrub

Just use:

Embers loves it when people use it

Skip Bayless wouldn't have even thought about stopping counting when he gets to asitwentyeight following one of Embers' attention seeking posts.

**Embers** · 19th March 2012 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by Easty

Just in case you aren't already aware Embers.

I think I first saw this on here, so credit to whoever that was.

Best.Sport.Ever.

**Embers** · 19th March 2012 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by Deebz

Skip Bayless wouldn't have even thought about stopping counting when he gets to asitwentyeight following one of Embers' attention seeking posts.

As opposed to the 9000 irrelevant ones you have made. Seriously do not know how you have that many posts. Cant think of anything relevant you have ever said. Seems to me your the bloke saying "pass the mash potatoes" at dinner and deeming that as being involved in discussion

**Embers** · 19th March 2012 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by azm

Are business people born cunts or is it their profession that makes them that way?

Profession no doubt. Im a cunt, wasnt before hand but now I am. If I wasnt id be broke and at work IMO as wayy too many people have tried to screw me over. As I say

Assume everyones a dickhead until they prove otherwise (in business that is)

**Mr Snrub** · 19th March 2012 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by Embers

As opposed to the 9000 irrelevant ones you have made. Seriously do not know how you have that many posts. Cant think of anything relevant you have ever said. Seems to me your the bloke saying "pass the mash potatoes" at dinner and deeming that as being involved in discussion

**Deebz** · 19th March 2012 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by Embers

As opposed to the 9000 irrelevant ones you have made. Seriously do not know how you have that many posts. Cant think of anything relevant you have ever said. Seems to me your the bloke saying "pass the mash potatoes" at dinner and deeming that as being involved in discussion

**Cheech** · 19th March 2012 07:57 PM

You two cunts should fight.

**Embers** · 19th March 2012 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by Cheech

You two cunts should fight.

A game of Tazer ball seems the logical conclusion I would of thought.

**rossi** · 19th March 2012 08:06 PM

Team America is on tonight. So happy.

**scooter_pimp** · 19th March 2012 08:08 PM

Was talking to a guy at basketball from reservoir footy club Easty was wearing my northern saints singlet and he started talking to me

On a related topic... I'll pay you $50 to knock out number 16 in the 2's practice match... We used to live together and he's the reason I don't play at the club anymore

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