Random Thoughts (Part II)

[TakingthePapiss]

How hard is it aiming a piss sometimes?

Most of the time it comes out in a straight line, but that time it doesn't

[jocstrap]

How hard is it aiming a piss sometimes?

Most of the time it comes out in a straight line, but that time it doesn't

The worst is when it forks in half

[Narkee]

The worst is when it forks in half

Hate that, usually ends up on a foot.

[Histrionics]

Some chick I'm friends with on fb

R.I.P Jim Steins, truly a hero

STEINS

ffs get it right.

[Big Cox]

Some chick I'm friends with on fb



STEINS

ffs get it right.

So much fail

[Rumblah]

Some chick I'm friends with on fb



STEINS

ffs get it right.

[Big Cox]

I would have half expected Stines TBH but to get it that wrong is pretty bad.

[BarcaRulz]

Just try your best to stay out of it.

Would normally just do that, but the way this is going so far, I'm pretty sure I'll have to pick one side sooner or later.

Pretty obvious which one I will pick, still going to suck though.

[TakingthePapiss]

Would normally just do that, but the way this is going so far, I'm pretty sure I'll have to pick one side sooner or later.

Pretty obvious which one I will pick, still going to suck though.

Eh, usually with blokes you don't have to pick sides.

[John Smith]

Eh, usually with blokes you don't have to pick sides.

You dont even have to pick sides

its obvious you go with the guy who didn't dog a mate.

[TakingthePapiss]

You dont even have to pick sides

its obvious you go with the guy who didn't dog a mate.

.... which is picking sides.

[John Smith]

.... which is picking sides.

You still support the non dogbloke

[Stanton]

Some chick I'm friends with on fb



STEINS

ffs get it right.

It's not like there weren't 50 other Stynes statuses to copy the spelling from.

[Cheech]

A friend I have become very close with over the past 2 years just found out that his missus was cheating on him with another of our close friends. I have known the other guy for over 7 years, and would have never thought he would do something like that.

This is going to suck.

Only solution is to bang her too. That way no one is left out.

Srs tho, good luck with that shit situation.

[r dub]

Okay so my story regarding my step sister shall now commence. I'll start from the very beginning of this whole debacle.

She's a slut. She's slept with probably half (not srs, but a lot) of the local footy club and is known to be that girl you talk to for a quick fuck. She's dating one of my close mates from that club, and while I'm okay with it I'm more worried about him being hurt when he finds out she's already cheated on him more than once.

The step sister posted shit on facebook about his ex (pink lingerie girl for those playing at home) all the fucking time, and I was sick of it and just hated her for the way she treats people in general. She posted again saying how her baby was going to have a fucking slut (irony alert) of a mother and that it will be taken off her. At first I only comment saying "that's harsh", then I choose to end it and go that step further. "Not even kidding here, you're a joke." She proceeds to delete me and then rage status about me saying "you're a fucking cunt if you don't like it don't read it." Well, I can't now.

So we don't talk for months, I choose not to tell her dad what we fought over, because it doesn't involve him and would just amplify everything to a level it didn't need to be.

My mate here, lets call him Kev, and she can be called slut-cunt from now on. Anyway Kev recently crashed into someone on a motorbike track, he bailed due to not having rec-reg, so he didn't get caught. The cops have found out about it and made contact a few days ago. The dude he hit needed an airlift and three ambulances. From the info I've gathered, the helicopter will cost him $45k and the three ambo's $7k each. This will all make sense in a second.

She's decided at 18 that she deserves a new car. Of course after a couple of months driving (and being female) you're entitled to upgrade from a mid-90's Lancer to a V8 VY Calais... She got the loan, and apparently already has the car. Has it insured under her pop's name (jackiechanmeme.jpg) and everything is going smoothly.

Anyway I gave in last night and told her dad, who has genuine anger issues. (hence me not telling him earlier) He handled it well, called her and casually told her what the fuck are you doing, We're not going to bail you out etc etc. You can't drive it being the prevalent message. He calls her mum. This is where shit hits the fan. She tells him she had no idea about the car or the loan, and she brought up the fight that I and slut-cunt had in the past. I didn't get the story from her end, but judging from his reaction she didn't paint a very flattering picture of me in the story she had told her mum, and I'm eagerly awaiting the details of that story. He tells her mum that it's total bullshit and I would never say anything like that, before he even knew my side of the story.

So he calls slut-cunt back, this time how I expected him to first call. Furious. Telling her shes fucking destroying her life and why the fuck did they first apply for a $40k loan. She's an idiot and why she's throwing her life away. She has no friends because she's a total bitch to people and just uses them.

TL;DR, I destroyed my step-sisters life.

When I find out what she's told her mum I shall post in here for the lulz.

Not sure if I'm reading this right... You're mates with someone that did a hit and run that left someone needing to be airlifted to hospital?