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    Quote Originally Posted by breeno View Post
    funniest/most pathetic fb status I have ever read, even overtaking "wogs 4 lyf next auzzie i see wil die" (different guy btw). Me and a couple of mates saw him at the shops and nothing was done...
    'quinella'

    Why does he care if he's in front then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle Empire View Post
    I've been peppering my brown eye for years.

    #8 Country Cats

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    Quote Originally Posted by TSYW View Post
    Went to school with a guy who did these, would regularly tell me about the chain mail he had bought on eBay

    Awesome story though Jobe
    Some guy the year above me in school used to make chainmail, we lol'd.

    he is now a she
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    I have never not once been caught wanking, no one has ever walked in on me or anything.
    Does that mean I have never wanked in my life?
    The James Hird complex

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Greatest-ever commander, Marshal Kim Jong Un
    … in the era of Marshal Kim Jong Un, the greatest-ever commander, all things are different from what they used to be in the past.
    r8 4 reps

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocstrap View Post
    Okay, so for a uni assignment that i need to finish in an hour and 40 minutes, we have to complete a "webfolio" (like a MySpace but with our skills on it)
    I had to do something like this, but it had to have some information like definitions of words and shit basically to fill up pages.
    I cbfed typing all that shit up - looked up test results in same unit, found student ID - logged onto her webfolio thing and stole the information from there. Was a mature aged student

    Saved me a good few hours IMO
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    Quote Originally Posted by CumDusty View Post

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    How the fuck can someone die in a surf life saving comp 2 years after someone else died there, which triggered a massive inquest??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    Some guy the year above me in school used to make chainmail, we lol'd.

    he is now a she
    Is she hot?












    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anchorman View Post
    Is she hot?
































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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    I have never not once been caught wanking, no one has ever walked in on me or anything.
    Does that mean I have never wanked in my life?
    The James Hird complex

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    Quote Originally Posted by P.A.F.C View Post
    How the fuck can someone die in a surf life saving comp 2 years after someone else died there, which triggered a massive inquest??

    Exactly

    14 is too young to be in the ocean during rough seas.

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    Will Farrell has confirmed he will be in Anchorman 2 AND Step Brothers 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Stanton View Post
    Lloyd's terrible when it comes to Essendon because he tries to be impartial but he obviously still has major ties with the club, so he ends up getting caught in some horrible no man's land like a Glenn Maxwell defensive shot, and ends up chopping on.

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    So I've got like $50 worth of silver coins. Apart from putting it in a sock and clubbing people with it, how do I actually get full value out of it? Do banks accept that shit?
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    Kicking back at the Japanese consulate... Getting paid to do nothing
    ?
    Quote Originally Posted by breeno View Post
    He described it as "she tried to kiss me, I refused, then she laid down on her back. I pulled my pants off, stood over her, took my shit, paid my money then wiped my arse and got the fuck out of there whilst she lay there with a steaming pile of crap on her tits."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rumblah View Post
    Will Farrell has confirmed he will be in Anchorman
    no homo
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.

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    Some banks have the machine that you can just pour the shit into, otherwise they have to count it.

    Don't think they can refuse it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CumDusty View Post

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    Yeah just take it to a bank and they'll put it in a machine.
    "I saw a cockroach playing Pacman. It was on the internet, right, and somebody had linked up a cockroach to err... to some... I can't even be bothered explaining it, but that's what I'm saying - everything is moving on."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nige Cooper View Post
    So I've got like $50 worth of silver coins. Apart from putting it in a sock and clubbing people with it, how do I actually get full value out of it? Do banks accept that shit?

    ?

    Japanese tax dollars(yen) hard at work
    You know how we do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    Some guy the year above me in school used to make chainmail, we lol'd.

    he is now a she

    pics?































































































    Quote Originally Posted by Terrell Suggs
    “We beat the future in Andrew Luck. We beat the past in Peyton Manning. We beat the present in Tom Brady. Then we beat the best show on offense in the NFL in the 49ers in Colin Kaepernick. The toughest road in these playoffs, we did it. We did it together.”

    Quote Originally Posted by Indie View Post
    Ravens will lose to the Colts first week.

    Everything is made in China. Except Tom Brady’s tears. We make those in Baltimore.





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