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    1908 Champions Red Bear's Avatar
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    monday to sunday
    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes View Post
    Was there last night, but had a case of the yeah_nahs yesterday and was tired, just drinking water and hoping I didn't yeah_nah my pants.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eboue View Post
    Cue the nickname 'Poo-ey Pants' for the rest of the year. Thanks, mum.

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    diablo rojo Neville Neville's Avatar
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    Why do people who read Dostoyevsky look like Dostoyevsky?
    ¡Vamos!

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    I just saw a story on Adelaidenow about a house fire and then put two and two together and realised it was the same fire my mum told me about. This house is right near my mum and dad. I've been in that house. I used to go and visit the old guy who lived there with his massive dog, Gorm before he died last year and a relative took the dog away. I don't know the guy who got burned though. Is a bit scary around the neighbourhood though with a few other fires having been lit in the past month or so.

    If someone burns anything anywhere near my parent's house, I will be on the first plane back to kick some arse.
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    [ ] - Unrustled

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    Ecuador's no. 1 fan Embers's Avatar
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    Embers - "Lets go out for dinner with XXX"
    Missus - "Nah I cant be bothered"

    Just got a message right then "Food was crap, both of us are fukn crook"

    She knew
    Like I said before. He hits that we go 1-0 up. Eto'o doesn't score straight away, but with the way we set up, Chelsea would've scored, but we would've had 11 men, and who knows what would happen. Alas though

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    Ecuador's no. 1 fan Embers's Avatar
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    They should make a Biggest Loser - Anorexic version. Even I would watch that

    "Eat your skinny pile of bones, I have done farts that could knock you over"

    Challenges would all be about eating, confronting there fear of McDonalds and the like
    Like I said before. He hits that we go 1-0 up. Eto'o doesn't score straight away, but with the way we set up, Chelsea would've scored, but we would've had 11 men, and who knows what would happen. Alas though

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    Banned in 2014 CumDusty's Avatar
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    Holy fcuk!
    Skrillex is Corey Feldman in a wig!!!
    #countoncummer

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    Jordan Hendergod <3 Rumblah's Avatar
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    So I really couldn't be fucked working my full shift today, so I got someone to come in early for me. That all worked out swell, then I went home, got changed and went up to the closer IGA. I got offered a junior assistant liquor manager position and like triple my current hours.

    And I get to work with this gorgeous specimen on the left, and one of my good friends too.



    Handing in my resignation at current job tomorrow. LOLCYUUUUUUA!
    ​hohoh

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    Jordan Hendergod <3 Rumblah's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CumDusty View Post
    Holy fcuk!
    Skrillex is Corey Feldman in a wig!!!
    No Skrillex is Sonny Moore, with a haircut.
    ​hohoh

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    what time is it?! jocstrap's Avatar
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    Got quite inebriated last night. Woke up about 15 mins ago with a bruise on my cheek. Rang mate to find out how it happened.

    Apparently got slapped after a girl declined to give me her phone number, I replied with "bitch, lower your fucking standards, i did"

    Totally worth it

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    #believe

    Quote Originally Posted by Kerrigan View Post
    Fuck you Russ you fuckin hack.
    quarterbacking hoes

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    This Is AFL | AFL Forum Triptanes's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jocstrap View Post
    Got quite inebriated last night. Woke up about 15 mins ago with a bruise on my cheek. Rang mate to find out how it happened.

    Apparently got slapped after a girl declined to give me her phone number, I replied with "bitch, lower your fucking standards, i did"

    Totally worth it


    You both need a


    Reminded me of that ad with the two guys and two girls anyway.

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    worth it.
    #dubanomics

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    Freedom is the only way Anchorman's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes View Post


    You both need a


    Reminded me of that ad with the two guys and two girls anyway.
    You mean the Snickers ad?
    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.

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    This Is AFL | AFL Forum Triptanes's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anchorman View Post
    You mean the Snickers ad?
    Maybe?

    Yes. Strong attention paid to ads.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys0cmMiW6bI

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    Freedom is the only way Anchorman's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes View Post
    Maybe?

    Yes. Strong attention paid to ads.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys0cmMiW6bI
    If you don't pay attention to ads it's like you're stealing TV
    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.

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