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  1. 5th April 2012 06:52 AM #7981
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    I just saw a story on Adelaidenow about a house fire and then put two and two together and realised it was the same fire my mum told me about. This house is right near my mum and dad. I've been in that house. I used to go and visit the old guy who lived there with his massive dog, Gorm before he died last year and a relative took the dog away. I don't know the guy who got burned though. Is a bit scary around the neighbourhood though with a few other fires having been lit in the past month or so.

    If someone burns anything anywhere near my parent's house, I will be on the first plane back to kick some arse.
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  4. 5th April 2012 09:37 AM #7984
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    Embers - "Lets go out for dinner with XXX"
    Missus - "Nah I cant be bothered"

    Just got a message right then "Food was crap, both of us are fukn crook"

    She knew
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  5. 5th April 2012 10:56 AM #7985
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    They should make a Biggest Loser - Anorexic version. Even I would watch that

    "Eat your skinny pile of bones, I have done farts that could knock you over"

    Challenges would all be about eating, confronting there fear of McDonalds and the like
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  6. 5th April 2012 11:03 AM #7986
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    Holy fcuk!
    Skrillex is Corey Feldman in a wig!!!
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  7. 5th April 2012 01:17 PM #7987
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    So I really couldn't be fucked working my full shift today, so I got someone to come in early for me. That all worked out swell, then I went home, got changed and went up to the closer IGA. I got offered a junior assistant liquor manager position and like triple my current hours.

    And I get to work with this gorgeous specimen on the left, and one of my good friends too.



    Handing in my resignation at current job tomorrow. LOLCYUUUUUUA!
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    Lloyd's terrible when it comes to Essendon because he tries to be impartial but he obviously still has major ties with the club, so he ends up getting caught in some horrible no man's land like a Glenn Maxwell defensive shot, and ends up chopping on.
  8. 5th April 2012 01:19 PM #7988
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    Quote Originally Posted by CumDusty View Post
    Holy fcuk!
    Skrillex is Corey Feldman in a wig!!!
    No Skrillex is Sonny Moore, with a haircut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanton View Post
    Lloyd's terrible when it comes to Essendon because he tries to be impartial but he obviously still has major ties with the club, so he ends up getting caught in some horrible no man's land like a Glenn Maxwell defensive shot, and ends up chopping on.
  9. 5th April 2012 04:27 PM #7989
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    Got quite inebriated last night. Woke up about 15 mins ago with a bruise on my cheek. Rang mate to find out how it happened.

    Apparently got slapped after a girl declined to give me her phone number, I replied with "bitch, lower your fucking standards, i did"

    Totally worth it
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  10. 5th April 2012 04:30 PM #7990
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    Quote Originally Posted by jocstrap View Post
    Got quite inebriated last night. Woke up about 15 mins ago with a bruise on my cheek. Rang mate to find out how it happened.

    Apparently got slapped after a girl declined to give me her phone number, I replied with "bitch, lower your fucking standards, i did"

    Totally worth it


    You both need a


    Reminded me of that ad with the two guys and two girls anyway.

  12. 5th April 2012 04:38 PM #7992
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    worth it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes View Post


    You both need a


    Reminded me of that ad with the two guys and two girls anyway.
    You mean the Snickers ad?
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.
  14. 5th April 2012 05:00 PM #7994
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anchorman View Post
    You mean the Snickers ad?
    Maybe?

    Yes. Strong attention paid to ads.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys0cmMiW6bI

  15. 5th April 2012 05:04 PM #7995
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes View Post
    Maybe?

    Yes. Strong attention paid to ads.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys0cmMiW6bI
    If you don't pay attention to ads it's like you're stealing TV
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.
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