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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamblor View Post
    Damn, may as well make some money for it then? Any offers?

    Off to the physio now, if the news is bad, LOLCYAAAA Gamblor.
    I run my own backyard amputation business, if the need arises. All you need to do is bring the leg, I'll supply the hacksaw and band-aids.
    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anchorman View Post
    I run my own backyard amputation business, if the need arises. All you need to do is bring the leg, I'll supply the hacksaw and band-aids.
    yer ur first client was ur penis
    Quote Originally Posted by LondonCalling View Post

    * - Taller girls are already limited in their options for who they fuck...for some reason they insist on wearing heels on top of this to exemplify the fact they're a freak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by breeno View Post
    yer ur first client was ur penis
    Jokes on you I never had a penis in the first place
    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anchorman View Post
    Jokes on you I never had a penis in the first place
    Quote Originally Posted by LondonCalling View Post

    * - Taller girls are already limited in their options for who they fuck...for some reason they insist on wearing heels on top of this to exemplify the fact they're a freak.

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    Crunching season 1 of community... Where's my Annie

    ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

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    Grade 2 hamstring tear, re-tore the original out for 4-6 weeks.

    All because I was pushing myself to play our old club which we now despise
    Things more accurate than Melbourne:

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    My curse powers dun good?

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    That would suck. I've never had an injury that's stopped me from playing for more than the rest of the game.

    Closest I've gotten is rolling my ankle and having to get it strapped for the rest of the season.

    Oh, and I strained my groin after bowling 4 rubbish overs one day. Wasn't able to train on the Tuesday after and I was shattered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Easty View Post
    That would suck. I've never had an injury that's stopped me from playing for more than the rest of the game.

    Closest I've gotten is rolling my ankle and having to get it strapped for the rest of the season.

    Oh, and I strained my groin after bowling 4 rubbish overs one day. Wasn't able to train on the Tuesday after and I was shattered.
    Try snapping your leg in Rd 1. 2 seasons completely ruined.

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    Da. Fuck.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerrigan View Post
    Fuck you Russ you fuckin hack.
    quarterbacking hoes

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    trash

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