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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamblor View Post
    Damn, may as well make some money for it then? Any offers?

    Off to the physio now, if the news is bad, LOLCYAAAA Gamblor.
    I run my own backyard amputation business, if the need arises. All you need to do is bring the leg, I'll supply the hacksaw and band-aids.
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    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
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    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anchorman View Post
    I run my own backyard amputation business, if the need arises. All you need to do is bring the leg, I'll supply the hacksaw and band-aids.
    yer ur first client was ur penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by breeno View Post
    yer ur first client was ur penis
    Jokes on you I never had a penis in the first place
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anchorman View Post
    Jokes on you I never had a penis in the first place

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    Crunching season 1 of community... Where's my Annie

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    Grade 2 hamstring tear, re-tore the original out for 4-6 weeks.

    All because I was pushing myself to play our old club which we now despise
    Things more accurate than Melbourne:

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    My curse powers dun good?

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    That would suck. I've never had an injury that's stopped me from playing for more than the rest of the game.

    Closest I've gotten is rolling my ankle and having to get it strapped for the rest of the season.

    Oh, and I strained my groin after bowling 4 rubbish overs one day. Wasn't able to train on the Tuesday after and I was shattered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Easty View Post
    That would suck. I've never had an injury that's stopped me from playing for more than the rest of the game.

    Closest I've gotten is rolling my ankle and having to get it strapped for the rest of the season.

    Oh, and I strained my groin after bowling 4 rubbish overs one day. Wasn't able to train on the Tuesday after and I was shattered.
    Try snapping your leg in Rd 1. 2 seasons completely ruined.
    Well, Your Honor. We've plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.


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    is appropriate
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    Fuck you guys, I bust my gut coming up with threads and interesting titles while faggots like meh get all the credit for moving my shit.

    Negged, I'm out.

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    Well, Your Honor. We've plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.


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    Blso hard

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    trash

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    traffik?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AFL News View Post
    Fuck you guys, I bust my gut coming up with threads and interesting titles while faggots like meh get all the credit for moving my shit.

    Negged, I'm out.

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