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  1. 29th April 2012 01:30 AM #10021
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    gunna go jump i reckon
    Seriously dude, what's up?
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    Lloyd's terrible when it comes to Essendon because he tries to be impartial but he obviously still has major ties with the club, so he ends up getting caught in some horrible no man's land like a Glenn Maxwell defensive shot, and ends up chopping on.
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    Driving around in tonight's conditions

    More sympathy tips though

    Bought myself a Johnnie Walker with them and am in the process of drinking it
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    Jobe Stanton @NW Melbourne brahs How in the name of fuck do you deal with the Mt Alexander/Pascoe Vale Rd intersection on a regular basis?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jihad View Post
    i had to run home with no shoes on, had a santa hat on my head and i found a kids toy hammer. fuck the free world, id o what i want eh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deledinho View Post
    Jobe Stanton @NW Melbourne brahs How in the name of fuck do you deal with the Mt Alexander/Pascoe Vale Rd intersection on a regular basis?
    Its not that hard if you know where you want to go
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deledinho View Post
    Jobe Stanton @NW Melbourne brahs How in the name of fuck do you deal with the Mt Alexander/Pascoe Vale Rd intersection on a regular basis?
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    You avoid it. There are ways around it.
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    Lel me and my mate went to a party just off Pascoe Vale Rd, being ignorant SE suburbs brahs looking at the Melways we thought that would be the easiest way there.
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    i had to run home with no shoes on, had a santa hat on my head and i found a kids toy hammer. fuck the free world, id o what i want eh
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    Worst traffic setup in Northern Perth has to be that big roundabout/ traffic stops near Alexander Drive. Nightmare that place during peak, confusing as fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deledinho View Post
    Jobe Stanton @NW Melbourne brahs How in the name of fuck do you deal with the Mt Alexander/Pascoe Vale Rd intersection on a regular basis?
    Avoid it like the plague.
    Well, Your Honor. We've plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.

  9. 29th April 2012 10:51 AM #10029
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    My missus makes the worst egg omlettes. It tastes like poison

    Not that I will ever have the heart to ell her . Got to tell someone though, they are that bad
    Shutup. If I wanted too I could come down there and beat you like a rented mule, or a mule for purchase. Bottom line is if there is livestock involved, ill beat you like it
  10. 29th April 2012 11:12 AM #10030
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    Not sure if it there was a small dick convention or it was the mid life crisis club's monthly meeting but I drove past abou 10 european sports car convertable stupid looking fucking cars yesterday.
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    I have never not once been caught wanking, no one has ever walked in on me or anything.
    Does that mean I have never wanked in my life?
    The James Hird complex
  11. 29th April 2012 11:23 AM #10031
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    Not sure if it there was a small dick convention or it was the mid life crisis club's monthly meeting but I drove past abou 10 european sports car convertable stupid looking fucking cars yesterday.
    Any done up Nissan or Subaru is the sign of a small dick. European cars are more like. I have a medium sized dick and the personality of a foot stool.
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  12. 29th April 2012 11:32 AM #10032
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    Any done up Nissan or Subaru is the sign of a small dick. European cars are more like. I have a medium sized dick and the personality of a foot stool.
    Land Rover or Pathfinder?

    Small dick and personality of a foot stool?
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    He described it as "she tried to kiss me, I refused, then she laid down on her back. I pulled my pants off, stood over her, took my shit, paid my money then wiped my arse and got the fuck out of there whilst she lay there with a steaming pile of crap on her tits."
  13. 29th April 2012 11:34 AM #10033
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    LandRover is more like floppy vagina and the personality of a deranged emu
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    Mate of mine was picked in the laverton football clubs best ever side recently... After playing just four games for the club... He's just that good
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    Last night I went to my friend's place and there was a friend of his who I've met once before, seems like an OK guy. Anyway my mate and I each had a beer and I asked the other guy if he was drinking as well.

    "I can't, I'm on medication that makes me vomit if I drink."

    "Like Brendan Fevola" I joke, thinking the meds he is on are for something else and the puking is just a side effect of mixing them with alcohol.

    "Yeah, I'm an alcoholic."

    "Oh..."



    Guy's only like 21.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
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    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.
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