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  1. 8th May 2012 09:11 AM #10666
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    spidergoat tho

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  2. 8th May 2012 11:06 AM #10667
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Sledge View Post
    Never shall I ever become that kind of teacher.

    Still better than Kerser though


    Quote Originally Posted by Stanton View Post
    Lloyd's terrible when it comes to Essendon because he tries to be impartial but he obviously still has major ties with the club, so he ends up getting caught in some horrible no man's land like a Glenn Maxwell defensive shot, and ends up chopping on.
  3. 8th May 2012 11:17 AM #10668
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    Strong at those re-posting that sewer thing
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  4. 8th May 2012 11:25 AM #10669
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    I've figured it out...Megan Fox is the mother in HIMYM!
    That's why it's such a secret...cause Bob Saget is gonna be like "Kids...Megan FUCKIN' Fox..."

    And then i wake up...next to Jessica Biel.
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    Went into Big W in my bogan gear and picked up the last copy. Some dweeb behind me was crying that i took his copy.
  5. 8th May 2012 11:36 AM #10670
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    IMO the mother is a man and they were adopted.
    Shutup. If I wanted too I could come down there and beat you like a rented mule, or a mule for purchase. Bottom line is if there is livestock involved, ill beat you like it
  6. 8th May 2012 11:38 AM #10671
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    One day id love to see Peter Garret take the mic and start belting out a classic right in the middle of parliament with his band in the upper tier ripping it up.

    Garrett in a suit singing Power and the Passion on the stand while Gillard and Rudd dance in the background would probably win them re-election itd be that awesome
    Shutup. If I wanted too I could come down there and beat you like a rented mule, or a mule for purchase. Bottom line is if there is livestock involved, ill beat you like it
  7. 8th May 2012 11:42 AM #10672
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    IMO the mother is a man and they were adopted.
    IMO Ted's an angry loner in his mid 40s who's just imagining he had kids and met the perfect woman.
    Quote Originally Posted by AFL News View Post
    Fuck you guys, I bust my gut coming up with threads and interesting titles while faggots like meh get all the credit for moving my shit.

    Negged, I'm out.
  8. 8th May 2012 11:47 AM #10673
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    A guy I use to work with sent me this as a facebook message (I dont even have him as a friend, for good reason)

    "Hey, how did u like.. resign? Haha like what did you do? Lol"



    TIAs input on a reply pls.
    He's without doubt the biggest goober I've ever met. How he got a job in the first place I have no idea.
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  9. 8th May 2012 11:52 AM #10674
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post


    A guy I use to work with sent me this as a facebook message (I dont even have him as a friend, for good reason)

    "Hey, how did u like.. resign? Haha like what did you do? Lol"



    TIAs input on a reply pls.
    He's without doubt the biggest goober I've ever met. How he got a job in the first place I have no idea.
    Say you pumped the farts out of the bosses wife so he sacked you
    Shutup. If I wanted too I could come down there and beat you like a rented mule, or a mule for purchase. Bottom line is if there is livestock involved, ill beat you like it
  10. 8th May 2012 12:15 PM #10675
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaLL View Post


    "I like my students reading books... But every night they're on facebook!"

    Brilliant rapping


    Aye, and not a looker among 'em
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.
  11. 8th May 2012 12:21 PM #10676
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post


    A guy I use to work with sent me this as a facebook message (I dont even have him as a friend, for good reason)

    "Hey, how did u like.. resign? Haha like what did you do? Lol"



    TIAs input on a reply pls.
    He's without doubt the biggest goober I've ever met. How he got a job in the first place I have no idea.
    "ur faggot lol"
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  12. 8th May 2012 12:44 PM #10677
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    IMO the mother is dead, hence why the kids will listen to him yabber on about how he met her in the first place. Why they needed to hear about how many sluts he banged (yes including 'Aunt' Robin) beforehand is a completely separate issue.
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    Ravens will lose to the Colts first week.

    Everything is made in China. Except Tom Brady’s tears. We make those in Baltimore.




  13. 8th May 2012 12:52 PM #10678
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post


    A guy I use to work with sent me this as a facebook message (I dont even have him as a friend, for good reason)

    "Hey, how did u like.. resign? Haha like what did you do? Lol"



    TIAs input on a reply pls.
    He's without doubt the biggest goober I've ever met. How he got a job in the first place I have no idea.
    "Don't resign, go out with a bang and shit on the boss's desk"
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    Quote Originally Posted by breeno View Post
    He described it as "she tried to kiss me, I refused, then she laid down on her back. I pulled my pants off, stood over her, took my shit, paid my money then wiped my arse and got the fuck out of there whilst she lay there with a steaming pile of crap on her tits."
  14. 8th May 2012 01:52 PM #10679
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    Quickly people,

    pick me some lotto numbers for tonight's 70mil draw


    If your numbers win me big cash.....I'll chuck you some......
  15. 8th May 2012 01:55 PM #10680
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanton View Post
    Lloyd's terrible when it comes to Essendon because he tries to be impartial but he obviously still has major ties with the club, so he ends up getting caught in some horrible no man's land like a Glenn Maxwell defensive shot, and ends up chopping on.
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