Random Thoughts (Part II)

[TakingthePapiss]

This situation has two outcomes

Awesome free ride trying to impress your father
Horrid assriding expecting you to work your bollocks off to repay the favour

If the pay is good enough, take the job and hope you get the first situation.

My dad doesn't work for the company that offered it to me though, he just deals with them (works for an electrician and Unistrut sell tubes and shit).

[Embers]

My dad doesn't work for the company that offered it to me though, he just deals with them (works for an electrician and Unistrut sell tubes and shit).

Define deals with them

Do they need/want to impress him in order to keep his business for example, or are they just doing him a random favour for no real great reason?

[TakingthePapiss]

Define deals with them

Do they need/want to impress him in order to keep his business for example, or are they just doing him a random favour for no real great reason?

No idea tbh, but since my dad works for one of the biggest industrial companies in Australia I'd assume they want to try and impress the company.

[Embers]

No idea tbh, but since my dad works for one of the biggest industrial companies in Australia I'd assume they want to try and impress the company.

No doubt they are trying to impress the company

Enjoy your free ride mate

[Histrionics]

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[Nige Cooper]

McCann parents

The parents of missing British girl Madeleine McCann say they are disgusted by a Portuguese travel campaign featuring Madeleine's photo, calling the move ‘unforgiveable’.

I just saw that on the news

[Eagle Empire]

My only housemate (26F) is a tourist in Australia on a 1-year working visa

Shortly after moving in, she invites some of her tourist friends for dinner, including a guy, who is a very nice person. They ask me to join them and I accept. Her and the guy get intimate after dinner so I assume that he is either her BF or FB.

In the next month, my housemate sends me a text message on my phone stating her "boyfriend" has "just arrived in Australia" and is seeking to stay at our place for one week whilst he finds his own place. I accept her wish and the next day, I meet her boyfriend by chance at home while she is at work. Without querying the BF on anything other than his nationality, he reveals that he has been living and working in Australia for nine months.

She's blatantly lied about her boyfriend having just arrived in the country but I'm not concerned by this.

Two weeks pass and my housemate approaches me, asking if her boyfriend can move in. I swiftly and politely refuse her wish and she accepts my decision with a clear understanding.

Since then, the boyfriend has been staying over for 5-6 nights per week, which I think is quite excessive for someone who doesn't pay any rental/utility expenses.

I'm going to have to discuss this situation with my housemate. If her boyfriend is here on a 1-year visa, it means that he hasn't got much time left to stay in the country. I'll therefore decide that it is acceptable for him to live at my place (and pay accommodation expenses) for the remaining 2-3 months of his stay. If he has been granted an extension on his visa and is staying in the country a further twelve months, I will be forced to act without seeming like I'm imposing myself on their relationship.

tl;dr exploitiing tourists

inb4pics I have none

inb4takeone It's not worth it because she's a 6.5 (at best)

[Jihad]

Just played 2v2 basketball at the local high school, forgot how unfit I was. During my footy days I was never overly fit but I would love to be that fit now

I forgot how shit I was at shooting too

[Neville Neville]

McCann parents

I just saw that on the news

Good God. What's the slogan? "Come to Portugal, you'll never leave"?

[azm]

I think there should be way more plates for drivers other that Learners and Provisional.

For example, there should be:

A-plates for asian drivers
SM-plates for all soccer mums with 4wds
O-plates for old people
DB-plates for douchebags with hotted up shitboxes

imo it will make it easier to decipher and thus avoid terrible drivers

[WolfGang]

Fucking Elmo. Gets all the babes

[James Pattinson]

I think there should be way more plates for drivers other that Learners and Provisional.

For example, there should be:

A-plates for asian drivers
SM-plates for all soccer mums with 4wds
O-plates for old people
DB-plates for douchebags with hotted up shitboxes

imo it will make it easier to decipher and thus avoid terrible drivers

10 - for hot chicks, so when you see a chicks car, you don't speed to pull up beside it only to find a gorilla driving.

[breeno]

H for Hilux drivers.

Like, you already know they're a wanker because they're driving a Hilux, but I'd like to brand them more.

Funniest thing happened today. I was driving past the cop station tonight as some woggy dude was pulling in in his hotted up VX commodore. He was turning right into the station so had to wait for me to pass. He leant his head out the window and said "u wonna go u auzzie cunt?" I pulled up and hopped out, and said to him "is there a problem here asshole?" he sorta didn't know what to say and started stuttering (don't think he was expecting a red p plater to hop out) and a cop walked out of the station and then proceeded to pull him out of his car and wanted to book him for road rage or some related charge. I said I couldn't be bothered filling out the paperwork and such as nothing happened, the cop was pretty much begging me because he wanted to book this scumbag for something. Not sure if he can go ahead with the charges without me writing something up, but found it pretty lulzy.

[Rumblah]

Some idiot stole my number plates today.

Rather they just took the car to be honest, it'd be less fucking around.

[Big Cox]

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