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  1. 27th May 2012 12:06 AM #11881
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    Fuck off with the megatron name faggots..., it's taken




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    Played footy today... One of my team mates gave away a free kick for hands in the back.... Then gave away a 50 out of frustration.... Ump was showing him where the mark was on the goal line... My team mate kicked a shitload of muddy water all over the ump... The ump was furious.... And sent him off



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  3. 27th May 2012 12:11 AM #11883
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    is there reason to be worried about a potential genocide in Greece
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooter_pimp View Post
    Played footy today... One of my team mates gave away a free kick for hands in the back.... Then gave away a 50 out of frustration.... Ump was showing him where the mark was on the goal line... My team mate kicked a shitload of muddy water all over the ump... The ump was furious.... And sent him off



    Fuckin pissed myself


    That reminds me. I was on the mark today for this guy having a set shot on the 50. He runs in, loads up to kick, then fucks it up and runs straight into me. I didn't move forward at all. All I did was brace myself for contact.

    Whistle goes, 50m penalty against me.

    I hate Div 3 umpires.

    Got my revenge later on with a kidney punch that got the guy sent off when he retaliated. I got him good too
  5. 27th May 2012 12:29 AM #11885
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    "Sam"

    I've been told that canines respond well to names starting with the letter, "S"
    Sasha?
    #blackandpurple
  6. 27th May 2012 12:46 AM #11886
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deebz View Post
    Sasha?
    I know a Sasha, she had sex with 5 guys in a row.


    *no pics as < 18
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    Quote Originally Posted by sblack View Post
    KaLL is a girls name
    kallan is gaelic for flowing river

    and yes it is a girls name
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deebz View Post
    Sasha?
    My family had a German Shepard called Sasha when I was a kid. Was a great dog too, but we had to give her away when it was clear that we were far too busy to give her the exercise she needed. A guy who had a beach front property in Pt Lincoln took her. Got some photos of her running on the beach for a while from the guy. She seemed very happy there, which kind of made me happy and sad at the same time. She was a cool dog.

    /sad pathetic dog sob story.
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  11. 27th May 2012 06:18 AM #11891
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    I know someone who had a dog called Darren. Cool as fuck imo. I think Daz became bit of a handful though so they gave him away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Smith View Post
    I know a Sasha, she had sex with 5 guys in a row.


    *no pics as < 18
    Sasha is actually a boys name anyway, it's short for Alexander in Russian. But it sounds girly.
    #blackandpurple
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    I thought I had heard one of the worst renditions of a national anthem ever just now, a four bagpipe version of Flower of Scotland. It took them about halfway through to get somewhere in tune.

    But then I realised they were actually pretty good when this woman started to belt out the Star Spangled Banner and she spent the entire anthem out of tune. And I spent most of it on the floor, rolling around in laughter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheStinger View Post
    I thought I had heard one of the worst renditions of a national anthem ever just now, a four bagpipe version of Flower of Scotland. It took them about halfway through to get somewhere in tune.

    But then I realised they were actually pretty good when this woman started to belt out the Star Spangled Banner and she spent the entire anthem out of tune. And I spent most of it on the floor, rolling around in laughter.
    Did you see state of origin national anthem the other night?


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