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    This Is AFL | AFL Forum breeno's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonCalling View Post

    * - Taller girls are already limited in their options for who they fuck...for some reason they insist on wearing heels on top of this to exemplify the fact they're a freak.

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    Goin to the Ships Nige Cooper's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by breeno View Post
    id get out of the car and probably get smashed

    although one thing i've learnt from dad's numerous encounters is that the biggest/toughest looking dude often shits himself as well - the one's who rant and rave when they get angry usually aren't anything to worry about
    Me and Carltonblue's old footy coach once said:

    "When a group confronts you there's always the small lippy guy at the front and standing right behind him is a big quiet guy. Throw the first punch at the quiet guy and hope you knock him out because if you don't, he'll beat the shit out of you"
    Quote Originally Posted by breeno View Post
    He described it as "she tried to kiss me, I refused, then she laid down on her back. I pulled my pants off, stood over her, took my shit, paid my money then wiped my arse and got the fuck out of there whilst she lay there with a steaming pile of crap on her tits."

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    I am become feel Anchorman's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nige Cooper View Post
    Me and Carltonblue's old footy coach once said:

    "When a group confronts you there's always the small lippy guy at the front and standing right behind him is a big quiet guy. Throw the first punch at the quiet guy and hope you knock him out because if you don't, he'll beat the shit out of you"
    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I have shat myself as a grown-up (or at least old enough to not be shitting my pants) 3 times.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    lol. I think I shat myself once as a grown up.

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    This Is AFL | AFL Forum KaLL's Avatar
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    clive is a fago
    RIP Manorei, dropping the fait in heaven

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaLL View Post
    clive is a fago
    haha ohj no look its mr sing a long

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    Quote Originally Posted by clive View Post
    haha ohj no look its mr sing a long
    haha ur a drug dfagot
    RIP Manorei, dropping the fait in heaven

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    This Is AFL | AFL Forum KaLL's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by clive View Post
    haha ohj no look its mr sing a long
    haha ur a drug dfagot
    RIP Manorei, dropping the fait in heaven

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    Ein Land, Eine Mannschaft drd23's Avatar
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    Can hear what I assume is Seal singing "Kiss from a Rose" on The Voice in the lounge room, but all I can think of is this:


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    its not rape if its spang yeah_nah's Avatar
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    had such a moment driving home.

    A bus in front of me decided to indicate and slow down very early before the turn off. I assume this is because he's pulling over at a bus stop so I go to overtake only to realise half way that he isn't stopping.

    I look at the bus driver and give him some "sorry bro" look and he slows down and lets me pass. Luckily breeno was not the bus driver and I avoided a juicing.

    Felt like an absolute ****
    Quote Originally Posted by Jihad View Post
    I get home and my spastic cat has smashed a bottle of aftershave. He smells really nice but I almost went my final form when I walked in

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    What is with the unnecessary roadworks these days?

    It's turned the intersection next to my house into a deathtrap (2 near misses over the past week).

    They've cut off one lane when exiting the freeway so those still thinking it's three lanes accidentally turn into the wrong lane.

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    Trail of blood Easty's Avatar
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    Having someone put contacts in your eyes when you've never worn contacts before has to be the worst experience on the planet.

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    its not rape if its spang yeah_nah's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Easty View Post
    Having someone put contacts in your eyes when you've never worn contacts before has to be the worst experience on the planet.
    Doesn't take long to get use to it, especially if you're doing it daily.

    I only wear them 2 or 3 times a week (for sports only) and even then its become piss easy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jihad View Post
    I get home and my spastic cat has smashed a bottle of aftershave. He smells really nice but I almost went my final form when I walked in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Easty View Post
    Having someone put contacts in your eyes when you've never worn contacts before has to be the worst experience on the planet.
    That's what I was expecting when I went to specsavers for a trial but the optometrist put it in like 1 second, didn't feel a thing.

    After trialing it for 10 days or so I said fuck it and went back to glasses, hate spending 30 minutes putting that shit in.

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    Trail of blood Easty's Avatar
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    Well I can't get them out atm. Massively raging.

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    breeno

    I know that road-rage feel, bro

    Reacting very poorly to bad drivers has affected my mental health in the past. I've since calmed down to avoid personal shame and distress.

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