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    Quote Originally Posted by Gysberts in my pants View Post
    Will you support Nick D'Arcy at the Olympics?

    I've hard the media called The Outrage Machine before, it sees like it's the case here. What's worse is that the Olympics are taking it seriously.
    Oops, my bad. Hope D'Arcy doesn't shoot me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheStinger View Post
    Australian Olympic swimmers Nick D'Arcy and Kenrick Monk pose with guns in Facebook photo | adelaidenow

    So fucking what. So they went into a gun shop and got a happy snap holding a couple of guns that just so happen to be the same as what Bryant and that Virginia Tech guy used. I'm sure they walked in there and asked the guy behind the counter for the "Martin Bryant gun". I know that Darcy especially is a bit of a knob, but seriously how have they done anything wrong?

    And you know what is the funniest thing about this? This story is a link on the same page as their outrage at Darcy and Monk holding guns -
    South Australian pistol shooters to make Olympic history | adelaidenow

    Where's the outrage here? He's holding a pistol for Gods sake! Call the fucking President!

    My God the media are just a bunch of shit stirrers.
    That's what I love, shooting's an Olympic sport but apparently posing with guns is a hangable offense
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    He described it as "she tried to kiss me, I refused, then she laid down on her back. I pulled my pants off, stood over her, took my shit, paid my money then wiped my arse and got the fuck out of there whilst she lay there with a steaming pile of crap on her tits."

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    Wont somebody please think of the children!?
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    I have never not once been caught wanking, no one has ever walked in on me or anything.
    Does that mean I have never wanked in my life?
    The James Hird complex

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gus View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    I have never not once been caught wanking, no one has ever walked in on me or anything.
    Does that mean I have never wanked in my life?
    The James Hird complex

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    I was reading the paper and apparently Achy Breaky Heart is paying $21 to be played at Miley Cyrus' wedding if it ever does happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jihad View Post
    I was reading the paper and apparently Achy Breaky Heart is paying $21 to be played at Miley Cyrus' wedding if it ever does happen
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    Fuck you guys, I bust my gut coming up with threads and interesting titles while faggots like meh get all the credit for moving my shit.

    Negged, I'm out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jihad View Post
    I was reading the paper and apparently Achy Breaky Heart is paying $21 to be played at Miley Cyrus' wedding if it ever does happen
    Have people ever thought about betting on this? As a family member or insider you could make an absolute killing, and it would be legal as it's not regulated like the AFL. Even in the AFL, as an example, some betting agencies (probably dodgy ones) were taking bets on whether North's board would vote to be relocated to the Gold Coast. Couldn't a North board member/insider or a friend of one of them place a huge bet on, make a sizable amount of money and then donate it to the club? Obviously if it came out it wouldn't be a good look, but couldn't blame them if they tried pulling off something that outrageous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellgood View Post
    Have people ever thought about betting on this? As a family member or insider you could make an absolute killing, and it would be legal as it's not regulated like the AFL. Even in the AFL, as an example, some betting agencies (probably dodgy ones) were taking bets on whether North's board would vote to be relocated to the Gold Coast. Couldn't a North board member/insider or a friend of one of them place a huge bet on, make a sizable amount of money and then donate it to the club? Obviously if it came out it wouldn't be a good look, but couldn't blame them if they tried pulling off something that outrageous.
    They usually limit the payouts to about $500, sometimes less (depends on which bookie) on specialty bets like this, to stop it from happening in cases where insider information can be used.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewy_GFC View Post
    They usually limit the payouts to about $500, sometimes less (depends on which bookie) on specialty bets like this, to stop it from happening in cases where insider information can be used.
    Ah damn, I knew there was something that prevents it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheStinger View Post
    What happened to your fucking team in Game 4? I wanted to see the cup last night and they dun goofed big time.
    They wanted to make it as difficult as possible

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    So these new Murdoch posters make me assume there is now a form of trade system in place for acquiring hash on campus
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    … in the era of Marshal Kim Jong Un, the greatest-ever commander, all things are different from what they used to be in the past.
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