TIA rap battle competition

[Goon]

YO CC HOLD UP A SECOND, REAL TALK
YOU'RE RIGHT; YOU DO LEAVE ME IN STITCHES, FEELING LIKE I NEED A NURSE
IT'S HARD TO BREATHE WHILE THINKING WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN YOUR BITCH ASS VERSE
YOUR RAPS ARE AVERAGE BRO, MAKE SOMETHING GRAND... OH WAIT, YOU SUPPORT FREMANTLE; NOW I UNDERSTAND
YOU BRING UP AFL IN A RAP BATTLE WHICH I FIND PARTICULARLY AMUSING
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE FREOS GAMEPLAN CONSISTS SOLELY OF LOSING
YOUR TRADING POLICY ISN'T QUALITY WITH YOUR MOTIVE A MYSTERY
YOUR ONLY ODYSSEY IS COMEDY WHEN YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THE HISTORY
STOP. CALM DOWN. HERE'S A HYPOTHETICAL QUIZ:
IF CC RAN TIA WHAT WOULD HE TRADE CLIVE FOR; GRIZZ OR A MOUTHFUL OF MESSENGER'S JIZZ?
KIM DUTHIE'S OUR RESIDENT SLUT BUT I DON'T TAKE IT TOO BADLY
SAINTERS TAG-TEAM A BITCH TO BOND, FREO STARTS A GOLDEN EAGLE; GROUPS GLADLY TAKE TURNS WITH KEPLAR BRADLEY
:keplar:
SRSLY THO, KEPLAR'S THE DEFINITION OF ALPHA MALE
WONDER WHAT PRICE HE'LL BE AT THE NEXT FREO FIRE SALE
WE'LL PICK UP FYFE FOR RAPH CLARKE AND A TROLL FACE,
FREO RESPONDS - "DID WE GET BONED ... OR ONLY MAKE IT TO FIRST BASE?"
I HAVE TO FROWN, R DUB'S COOL BUT YOU'RE BRINGING HIS REP DOWN
ALPHA AND BROWN, TO BETA CLOWN, AND EVENTUALLY TO YOUR SEX LIFE; CLOSED DOWN GHOST TOWN
IF IT MAKES YOU HARDER YOU CAN CALL ME YOUR RHYMING MASTER
COULDN'T PUT YOUR CIPHER IN PLASTER ANY FASTER
ME AND THOSE BOOTS ARE LIKE YOU AND YOUR BALLS FOR THOSE STILL UNAWARE
HERE'S A CLUE CC, SAY IT OUT LOUD; 'I DON'T HAVE A PAIR'
I CAN HEAR YOUR BITCH SQUEAKY VOICE NOW, 'LET'S COMPARE WHO'S LESS BETA, YEAH?'
UNLUCKY FAGGOT YOU'LL HAVE TO DESPAIR, I'M ON ALPHA'S COVER ... YOU'RE READING VANITY FAIR

[KaLL]

HEL YE BITCH

[breeno]

Good shit everybody.

You have until Monday to sign up, PM me if you're not on the OP.

[KaLL]

[NathanDrudi]

wow. this is mad. some things are awesome. too late to join i suppose

[KaLL]

wow. this is mad. some things are awesome. too late to join i suppose

yo drudi you stupid oaf wy dont you you come to play
wander in this thread bullets will fly your way
im gonna take you down quicker than an atom bomb
im gonna dice you like a kebab bitch and then do your mom
so listen up tiny dick cus you're gun get served
this gonna be the nastiest peace of rhyme you have ever heard

MIC CHECK

SO YOU THINK YOU'RE AL LTHAT WITH YOUR LAWYER FRIENDS
WELL BITCH ILL TELL YOU WHERES IT AT CUS THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS
YOU AINT NO DICE HIDING BEHIND THE LAW
YOU KEEP UP THAT CRAP AND DUBZLL SHOW YOU THE DOOR
CUS WE DONT NEED NO PUSSY ASS MOFOS HANGING AROUND
CUS WE DONT DO NUTTIN BUT SHOVE YOUR ASS TO THE GROUND
SO STEP UP BITCH NOW AND PROVE YOUR WORTH
ELSE YOUL BE DEEMED A WASTE OF SPACE AND LIFE ON THIS EARTH
peace

[NathanDrudi]

yo drudi you stupid oaf wy dont you you come to play
wander in this thread bullets will fly your way
im gonna take you down quicker than an atom bomb
im gonna dice you like a kebab bitch and then do your mom
so listen up tiny dick cus you're gun get served
this gonna be the nastiest peace of rhyme you have ever heard

MIC CHECK

SO YOU THINK YOU'RE AL LTHAT WITH YOUR LAWYER FRIENDS
WELL BITCH ILL TELL YOU WHERES IT AT CUS THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS
YOU AINT NO DICE HIDING BEHIND THE LAW
YOU KEEP UP THAT CRAP AND DUBZLL SHOW YOU THE DOOR
CUS WE DONT NEED NO PUSSY ASS MOFOS HANGING AROUND
CUS WE DONT DO NUTTIN BUT SHOVE YOUR ASS TO THE GROUND
SO STEP UP BITCH NOW AND PROVE YOUR WORTH
ELSE YOUL BE DEEMED A WASTE OF SPACE AND LIFE ON THIS EARTH
peace

Nice Kall that left me wanting more
But I aint got no clue why cos youre a fucken rep whore
Your rep numbers are five seven four
But dont even think bout asking me for more
Otherwise bro, Dubzll be showing YOU da door

So we say reps are gay, but we all want some
But dont back down or take it in the bum
Ill join this thread and lightly i wont tread
Ill be here baby until im dead

YO

Drop that beat

[TSYW]

[Goon]

Yo drudi what I find a little bit tragic
Is that you follow both the Miami Heat and the Orlando Magic
You can't even hedge with a winning team you coward
Supporting the Heat 'on the rebound' like you're Dwight fucking Howard

[cc.]

Nice Kall that left me wanting more
But I aint got no clue why cos youre a fucken rep whore
Your rep numbers are five seven four
But dont even think bout asking me for more
Otherwise bro, Dubzll be showing YOU da door

So we say reps are gay, but we all want some
But dont back down or take it in the bum
Ill join this thread and lightly i wont tread
Ill be here baby until im dead

YO

Drop that beat

Yo kall this is drudi coming at you
I dont read his blog and his raps are shit too
you call him out? well he'll call his lawyers
they're gonna love it when he meets cc the de$troyer
throwin hotdogs at a mate? brb finding a new team
i guess it makes sense but, those guys are so mean
now come on nathan son just give it a rest
theres no doubt at all you're the biggest faggit in the west

[Dogbloke V2]

Nice Kall that left me wanting more
But I aint got no clue why cos youre a fucken rep whore
Your rep numbers are five seven four
But dont even think bout asking me for more
Otherwise bro, Dubzll be showing YOU da door

So we say reps are gay, but we all want some
But dont back down or take it in the bum
Ill join this thread and lightly i wont tread
Ill be here baby until im dead

YO

Drop that beat

You'll be here till your dead?
That rhyme made me think you were thick in the head.
Please get the fuck out this thread
this aint for lil mama's boys like yourself
When we come at ya you gon' wanna kill yourself.
Yeah i just used the same word twice
but i do what a wanna, i might even use it thrice.
But i wont coz this aint Miami
and we wont be making up after this rap battle, ron n sammie.


So come at me brah, i wont lose
Im like a lion, you'll be the jews.
Ill murder you so hard ill be on the world news.

[Goon]

Drudi could write a whole article on his own gayness
Especially when his raps are about as tight as his anus

[davooo d]

da name is davo DDD
from da city to da sea
ima own dis farkennn thing!!
dey call me da mutha fuckin king
cos wen i walk in da room all da bitches know
im da king of dis flow
i smoke joints errryday
its da only fkn way
im a gangsta and party hard
ur jst a fkn retard
all dese faggots wanna fuk wid me
but i sed get fucked or else il beat da fark outta u KUNT!!!!


6168 repppp

[cc.]

Yo drudi what I find a little bit tragic
Is that you follow both the Miami Heat and the Orlando Magic
You can't even hedge with a winning team you coward
Supporting the Heat 'on the rebound' like you're Dwight fucking Howard

[King]

Fuck off. I'm the KING