The 2012 Rugby League Thread

[Red Bear]

Oh I missed the part about the dog and it reminded me of something that happened to me a couple of years ago on the way to school.

I was walking along one morning about 200m from the school. Then as casual as you like this ugly fat bitch across the road pulls down her pants, squats down and takes a shit on some random's front lawn and then just pulls her pants up and keeps walking like nothing happened. I probably stopped walking and just shot a before commencing to school and telling my mates what the fuck I just saw.

*Irrelevant to thread, rugby league players shit in hotel hallways not on people's front lawns

[Red Bear]

Drinking game for Wednesday, pick the numbers of the player out of the hat
RULES:
Every touch is a sip
Knock on – 3 fingers
Any form of kick – 2 fingers
Forward Pass – 3 fingers
Shepherd – 3 fingers
Run ball dead - 5 fingers
Sin bin – Goon bong and you sit outside for 10 minutes
High tackle – 3 fingers
40/20 – half a drink
Try – finish your drink
Try assist – 4 fingers
Conversion – half a drink
Missed conversion – finish your drink
Drop goal - Everyone finishes their drink
Hat-trick – nude beer bong
Going for QLD – 10 nude beer bongs


Then someone came up with this idea

gus gould will be added to the draft
if you choose gus gould the rules are:

any pre game gus gould montage is a beer bong
any stupid comment by gus gould is 3 fingers
any homosexual innuendo by gus gould is 5 fingers
any payout on ray warren by gus gould is 3 fingers
any half time stupid rant by gus gould is half a drink
any time gus gould says "i love rugby league/this game/origin" is 4 fingers
any scream or dragged out word by gus gould is 2 fingers
any time gus gould horrible hair is on the screen 2 fingers

[sblack]

Posted in wrong thread

[Nige Cooper]

Then someone came up with this idea

gus gould will be added to the draft
if you choose gus gould the rules are:

any pre game gus gould montage is a beer bong
any stupid comment by gus gould is 3 fingers
any homosexual innuendo by gus gould is 5 fingers
any payout on ray warren by gus gould is 3 fingers
any half time stupid rant by gus gould is half a drink
any time gus gould says "i love rugby league/this game/origin" is 4 fingers
any scream or dragged out word by gus gould is 2 fingers
any time gus gould horrible hair is on the screen 2 fingers

We'll be passed out by kick off. Don't forget:

- Any time Gus Gould says "no", skull until he finishes his "no" chain
- Any time Gus Gould mentions "the football gods" 3 fingers
- Any time we hear about "the Queenslander spirit" 2 fingers
- Any fight sip

[Red Bear]

State of Origin I Preview

Go the Blues

[Raffi]

Enjoyable read mate. The highlight for me was:

Controversy over who will play where has dominated the Sydney newspapers for the best part of two months, whilst the Queenslanders have sat back on their porches, twanging their banjo’s

[Nige Cooper]

Great write-up Red Bear

Looking forward to tomorrow night and not just for the excuse to watch footy and sink piss with mates on a Wednesday. The first 5 minutes of Origin are close to the best 5 minutes in any world sport, so much bash and crash. Then there's a good 60 minutes of controlled chaos before the game breaks open at the end.

Unfortunately, Queensland (aka the Australian team) should walk it in. Monster forward pack and an insane spine of Cronk, Thurston, Smith and Slater.

[Heppell]

Will be in Queensland's corner tomorrow night, but you gotta laugh at the amount of press this has got down here.

It is somehow a sellout, but all we got was a little article in the HS this morning. No one gives a fuck which is a shame becuase SOO is an amazing series to watch.

[sblack]

Whats the capacity down there? 35k?

[Raffi]

About 50k

[Red Bear]

Got on NSW +6.5/under 38.5 total points scored @3.10.

[Nige Cooper]

To get the juices flowing for tonight:


Love a 21 year old Hopoate taking on 3 blokes




Dog act by Waterhouse but lol at Ben Creagh

[Red Bear]

Meh, Steve Price started that whole thing by kneeing White in the head, got knocked out and the big tough Queenslanders decided to seek retribution, by kicking it to the smallest bloke on the field so they could just smash him. Such typical of their little brother attitude, bunch of wankers. Only person who comes out of that looking good is Gidley for running the ball back into that.

If there is one player i'd like to see taken out it is Hodges, Dogbloke V2 is ever there has been one.

[Red Bear]

Martin Bella, the former male model

I miss Roy and HG commentary, and the intro's, including the ancient voice of rhomb


And the nicknames
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_and...gin_commentary
Greg "The Personality" Bird for growing a moustache and therefore having more personality than anyone else
Brad "Adolf" Fittler
Mark "Fire up bitch" Gasnier

[Red Bear]

And I also prefer to remember these moments